MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName's definitions
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022
Get the OwO mug.A definition that is related to sex in some way. Usually there are two kinds of them:
1) The sexual definition that defines a word that is often used in a sexual context. These definitions aren't really a huge problem, and I don't see people complaining about those specific definitions.
Example:
rail (n)
I shouldn't have to explain this one
2) The sexual definition that "defines" a word that is not used in a sexual context. These definitions are one of the major reasons why people hate this place, since perverts on this site slap sexual definitions on words that aren't sexual in the first place.
Example:
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When a boy walks into a girl's room and then they both start to have (yeeeeeah you get the point)
1) The sexual definition that defines a word that is often used in a sexual context. These definitions aren't really a huge problem, and I don't see people complaining about those specific definitions.
Example:
rail (n)
I shouldn't have to explain this one
2) The sexual definition that "defines" a word that is not used in a sexual context. These definitions are one of the major reasons why people hate this place, since perverts on this site slap sexual definitions on words that aren't sexual in the first place.
Example:
hand
When a boy walks into a girl's room and then they both start to have (yeeeeeah you get the point)
1)
Alex: Hey Chris, the term "c*m" is filled with sexual definitions.
Chris: Alex, that term is sexual and is used in sexual contexts. They're not that big of a deal.
2)
Joe: My friends were complaining about teamers all the time. I wonder why. I guess I'll go on urbandictionary for help.
The Definition it shows: WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND GETS REDACTED SHE LITERALLY DIES
*Joe gets PTSD*
Joe: I hate how these perverts make sexual definitions for non-sexual terms
Alex: Hey Chris, the term "c*m" is filled with sexual definitions.
Chris: Alex, that term is sexual and is used in sexual contexts. They're not that big of a deal.
2)
Joe: My friends were complaining about teamers all the time. I wonder why. I guess I'll go on urbandictionary for help.
The Definition it shows: WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND GETS REDACTED SHE LITERALLY DIES
*Joe gets PTSD*
Joe: I hate how these perverts make sexual definitions for non-sexual terms
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName May 18, 2022
Get the Sexual definition mug.An Islamic extremist that took part in 9/11 that also just so happened to be the hide and seek champion until his death in 2011.
"If you play a game of hide and seek with Osama bin Laden, the game will last like a million years."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022
Get the Osama bin Laden mug.A controversial influencer who used to be a world kickboxing champion and has at least 1 Bugatti.
He also acts misogynistic on social media, hence why he's so controversial.
He also acts misogynistic on social media, hence why he's so controversial.
"Bruh I used to idolize Andrew Tate when he was a kickboxing champion, and now he's acting misogynistic to build a platform based on controversy. Why is he doing this to his reputation?"
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022
Get the Andrew Tate mug.A "definition" that "defines" a real life name (like James, Tyrone, Andrew, etc). Usually overly positive like "A VERY NICE PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT", even though there's guaranteed to be at least one person named that who is a complete utter asshole. This type of shit is on both masculine, feminine, AND gender-neutral names. On super unique names that like 0.0001% of the world population has, they're not there, unless if someone with that name is a celebrity of some sorts.
People who make name definitions think they're cheering people up, but in reality, they're being an annoying fucker. If you don't want to have a name that has a fake urbandictionary definition, get a unique and rare name that is only used by at most 100 other people IN THE WORLD (assuming it's even used by ANYONE ELSE. Unless if you're a celebrity, there is almost NO way your name will have a fake name definition on it. If your name is smth like John or Mary, too bad.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
Get the Name definition mug.Some dude who went to go to Asia another way, but ended up in America.
He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".
He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".
"My god Christopher Colombus has escaped from so much karma. He avoided so much karma to the point where despite all of the bad things he has done, the USA still sees him as some hero. This is just straight up blood boiling. More blood boiling than the fact that Junko Furuta's torturers are walking free and alive to this day."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
Get the Christopher Colombus mug.Rational human being: Just because men statistically commit more criminal acts doesn't mean that every man is a notorious criminal that deserves to rot in prison, nor does it mean that women have a 0% chance to commit any crimes. Also, if we killed all the men in the world and any baby that comes out as male from this point, humans will eventually go extinct because we wouldn't be able to reproduce, and we would eventually run out of sperm to use for reproduction if people resorted to semen banks to make new babies. (Gets 1.7K Likes)
Twitter "feminist": NO BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW WE DON'T NEED MEN WE CAN REPRODUCE WITH BONE MARROW (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)
Rational human being: Bone marrow babies aren't going to live long enough to be able to continue humanity in a scenario where being male was punished by death. Plus they look creepy, and humanity has much better things to use up Earth's resources on than try and make bone marrow babies live long enough and be able to reproduce. (Gets 1K likes)
Twitter "feminist": L + REPORTED + RATIO + KYS (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)
Rational Human Being: So we're really going to go down that path... Guess it had to be this way. Counter ratio + Reported (Gets 1K Likes)
*Twitter "feminist" gets suspended for 30 Days*
Rational Human Being: Rare Twitter W
Twitter "feminist": NO BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW WE DON'T NEED MEN WE CAN REPRODUCE WITH BONE MARROW (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)
Rational human being: Bone marrow babies aren't going to live long enough to be able to continue humanity in a scenario where being male was punished by death. Plus they look creepy, and humanity has much better things to use up Earth's resources on than try and make bone marrow babies live long enough and be able to reproduce. (Gets 1K likes)
Twitter "feminist": L + REPORTED + RATIO + KYS (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)
Rational Human Being: So we're really going to go down that path... Guess it had to be this way. Counter ratio + Reported (Gets 1K Likes)
*Twitter "feminist" gets suspended for 30 Days*
Rational Human Being: Rare Twitter W
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
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