Rational human being: Just because men statistically commit more criminal acts doesn't mean that every man is a notorious criminal that deserves to rot in prison, nor does it mean that women have a 0% chance to commit any crimes. Also, if we killed all the men in the world and any baby that comes out as male from this point, humans will eventually go extinct because we wouldn't be able to reproduce, and we would eventually run out of sperm to use for reproduction if people resorted to semen banks to make new babies. (Gets 1.7K Likes)
Twitter "feminist": NO BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW WE DON'T NEED MEN WE CAN REPRODUCE WITH BONE MARROW (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)
Rational human being: Bone marrow babies aren't going to live long enough to be able to continue humanity in a scenario where being male was punished by death. Plus they look creepy, and humanity has much better things to use up Earth's resources on than try and make bone marrow babies live long enough and be able to reproduce. (Gets 1K likes)
Twitter "feminist": L + REPORTED + RATIO + KYS (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)
Rational Human Being: So we're really going to go down that path... Guess it had to be this way. Counter ratio + Reported (Gets 1K Likes)
*Twitter "feminist" gets suspended for 30 Days*
Rational Human Being: Rare Twitter W
Twitter "feminist": NO BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW WE DON'T NEED MEN WE CAN REPRODUCE WITH BONE MARROW (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)
Rational human being: Bone marrow babies aren't going to live long enough to be able to continue humanity in a scenario where being male was punished by death. Plus they look creepy, and humanity has much better things to use up Earth's resources on than try and make bone marrow babies live long enough and be able to reproduce. (Gets 1K likes)
Twitter "feminist": L + REPORTED + RATIO + KYS (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)
Rational Human Being: So we're really going to go down that path... Guess it had to be this way. Counter ratio + Reported (Gets 1K Likes)
*Twitter "feminist" gets suspended for 30 Days*
Rational Human Being: Rare Twitter W
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
Get the Bone Marrowmug. by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName August 31, 2022
Get the hydrochloric acidmug. An inescapable pit of hell filled to the very brim with propaganda from two parties that are somehow more different from each other than polar opposites. During the Presidential Elections, this is where shit gets the worst for obvious reasons.
"American Politics suck ass. No words I throw at it can describe how shitty it is. I'm moving somewhere else. I don't want to see 'VoTe FoR dOnLd TrOp/Jo BdEn Or Go To HeLl' ads that I can't block when trying to enjoy some chill gaming content on YouTube. As long as you're on an American IP address, it's PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to get a break."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 07, 2022
Get the American Politicsmug. The people that reject and approve definitions. Criticized for allowing unfunny sexual "definitions" on non-sexual terms that no one uses in that manner and "definitions" for real-life names.
"Bruh Urban Dictionary Editors aren't even following any sort of guidelines. They accept fake definitions that are either overly sexual for no reason or praise anyone with a certain real-life name that the editor and/or author probably have."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022
Get the Urban Dictionary Editorsmug. 1) Another word for urine, which is a waste liquid stored in the bladder and excreted out of the urethra (n)
2) A peeing session (n)
3) To pee (v)
4) To anger or annoy (v)
5) Something used to emphasize another adjective (adv)
2) A peeing session (n)
3) To pee (v)
4) To anger or annoy (v)
5) Something used to emphasize another adjective (adv)
1) Time to test my own piss for drugs
2) If you don't take a piss for an extended period of time, your bladder might explode
3) Time to piss
4) This rigged game is pissing me off
5) A game that is extremely difficult when you don't spend any money, but piss easy when you spend $200 on OP benefits locked behind paywalls is a pay2win game
2) If you don't take a piss for an extended period of time, your bladder might explode
3) Time to piss
4) This rigged game is pissing me off
5) A game that is extremely difficult when you don't spend any money, but piss easy when you spend $200 on OP benefits locked behind paywalls is a pay2win game
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 20, 2022
Get the Pissmug. Greg Heffley's older brother. Not the nicest person to Greg, I can't deny that.
Considered by some people to be the most "normal" Heffley in the family.
Oh, and some people on this site seem to be simping for him.
Considered by some people to be the most "normal" Heffley in the family.
Oh, and some people on this site seem to be simping for him.
"Rodrick Heffley is basically asking his dad to do his essay for him. There is no way Frank's actually going to-"
*His dad types Rodrick's essay for him*
"Bruh I hate this family sometimes."
*His dad types Rodrick's essay for him*
"Bruh I hate this family sometimes."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 06, 2022
Get the Rodrick Heffleymug. Another word for a Jewish person.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 21, 2022
Get the Jewmug.