My Name Is Hugh...Mungus's definitions

Razor Ramon

A classic mid-nineties WWF (now WWE) character portrayed by Scott Hall. It was a cool character who came to the ring wearing obviously fake (but who really cares) big gold chains and always had a toothpick in his mouth. The Razor Ramon character made Scott Hall's career, after spending years as an opener to lower midcard talent. The character and fake Cuban accent were loosely based on Al Pacino in Scarface.

Joe: You going to watch John Cena vs. Hornswoggle tonight?

Scott: No that shit's boring, I'm going to watch the classic ladder match between Shawn Michaels and Razor Ramon

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus February 2, 2010

Batista

One of the most overrated peices of crap wrestlers in the history of professional wrestling. Wrote one of the lamest wrestling autobiographies of all time, where he brags about cheating on his wife while she was fighting cancer. A real class act. He even wrote that he had no respect for the business and was only in it for the money. If you don't respect the business that made you, get the fuck out.

He also can't go through a single match without getting injured, botching (fucking up) a move, or both.

BOTCHtista is one of the reasons why WWE sucks today, and is also a reminder that the WWE has not created any new LONGTERM main eventers since 2005.

The guy has his head so far up Triple H's ass, that if he rammed it up there any further, he would see what "The Game" eats for breakfast every morning.

Jim: How did you like the Batista match last night?

Scott: Not at all, I don't like the roided up move botching injury prone douchebag roid monkey

Jim: yeah, anyone who cheers for a man who does not even respect the wrestling business, is not a real wrestling fan to begin with.

Scott: Yes, just a dumb mark sheep

Jim: As much as John Cena sucks, at least he respects the business and the fans.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 23, 2009

Angela White

Incredibly hot porn star from Australia with mad curves, huge natural tits, and a plump ass who has only done hardcore for a little over 2 years (although she started as a nude model 3-4 years before) and has already shown she's not afraid of doing nasty shit like gangbangs, DP, BDSM, and showing that she has incredible fucking skills that you usually only see out of long time porn veterans.

Jim: you going to look at some nude pics tonight, Dave
Dave: Hell no, I'm going to watch Angela White get gang banged by three hung black dudes
Jim: Yeah, that girl can fuck like a pro

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus December 8, 2016

CrapDonald's

What McDonald's should really be called. It is extremely unhealthy (even the so-called healthier choices at McDonald's are loaded with fats and/or salt or sugar. Plus it also gives you the shits. Anyone who thinks CrapDonald's is better for you than home cooking needs to be drawn and quartered.

I went to CrapDonald's for lunch and the BigCrap made me shit my pants

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 11, 2008

Batista

a roid freak who is extremely over with WWE MARKS despite the fact that he BOTCHES 99 percent of his moves, and treats fans like crap outside the ring. He also bragged about cheating on his cancer ridden wife in his lame book (Chris Jericho's book > Batista's book) Batista has one of the worst powerbombs in history. The landing is just awful. Japanese puroresu > North American wrestling. His name should be BOTCHTISTA

Batista sucks more than a fat whitehouse intern during the Clinton administration.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 9, 2008

striked

How idiots spell struck or stricken.

Jim: My YouTube video just got copyright striked.
Scott: Striked isn't a word, you dumbass.
Jim: How, If I strike you, than that means I striked you since it's past tense.
Scott: The past tense of strike is struck. Striked isn't a word that exists in any English dictionary.
Jim: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you grammar Nazi.
Scott (rolls eyes)

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus November 5, 2019

Spinnernet1

One of the biggest nerds in the "YWC" (YouTube Wrestling Community). Had the nerve to e-beg for money from his gay ass fanboys to fix his car. He looks and sounds like an overgrown Steve Urkel, and even was caught on Skype talking about how much he hates blacks and Jews when he's black himself. He even stated that he wished he had enough money so he can bleach his skin white, because he felt white on the inside.

Joe: Hey Mike, going to watch the Spinnernet1 video with me?
Mike: No, I don't like e-beggars, I don't like bums, I don't like dorks, and I don't like self-loatheing racists.
Joe: He's the best ever, I gave him 100 dollars for his car
Mike: You sucker
(Mike punches Joe in the face for being a mentally challenged fanboy)

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus September 5, 2012