My Name Is Hugh...Mungus's definitions

Razor Ramon

A classic mid-nineties WWF (now WWE) character portrayed by Scott Hall. It was a cool character who came to the ring wearing obviously fake (but who really cares) big gold chains and always had a toothpick in his mouth. The Razor Ramon character made Scott Hall's career, after spending years as an opener to lower midcard talent. The character and fake Cuban accent were loosely based on Al Pacino in Scarface.

Joe: You going to watch John Cena vs. Hornswoggle tonight?

Scott: No that shit's boring, I'm going to watch the classic ladder match between Shawn Michaels and Razor Ramon

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus February 2, 2010

piece of gear

a slang term from Newfoundland, Canada, which is the equivalent to saying a piece of ass or piece of tail when referring to an incredibly hot chick

Steve: Wow, Steve check out the big titties and phat booty on Allison
Jeff: Yeah, she's a real piece of gear

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus June 18, 2016

SLAY Radio

An online only radio station that plays only remixes of olf Commodore 64 and Amiga game tunes (mostly c64). Founded by a person by the name of Slaygon, and it even has remixes of turnes that were actually done by the same people who wrote the original as well as remixes from others.

Jim: Were you listening to American Top 40 yesterday

Scott: Fuck that mainstream crap, I was listening to undeground RAP, rock, and SLAY Radio/

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus June 25, 2009

Jeff Hardy

That damn Spot Monkey in the WWE

Jeff Hardy is nothing but a damn spot monkey
Take his high flying away from him and he would have jack shit. Not half the technical wrestler as his brother, Matt.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 30, 2007

Batista

One of the most overrated peices of crap wrestlers in the history of professional wrestling. Wrote one of the lamest wrestling autobiographies of all time, where he brags about cheating on his wife while she was fighting cancer. A real class act. He even wrote that he had no respect for the business and was only in it for the money. If you don't respect the business that made you, get the fuck out.

He also can't go through a single match without getting injured, botching (fucking up) a move, or both.

BOTCHtista is one of the reasons why WWE sucks today, and is also a reminder that the WWE has not created any new LONGTERM main eventers since 2005.

The guy has his head so far up Triple H's ass, that if he rammed it up there any further, he would see what "The Game" eats for breakfast every morning.

Jim: How did you like the Batista match last night?

Scott: Not at all, I don't like the roided up move botching injury prone douchebag roid monkey

Jim: yeah, anyone who cheers for a man who does not even respect the wrestling business, is not a real wrestling fan to begin with.

Scott: Yes, just a dumb mark sheep

Jim: As much as John Cena sucks, at least he respects the business and the fans.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 23, 2009

genious

How stupid people spell the word genius

Tom: Michael, you are a fucking idiot

Michael: No, I'm a genious, you retard

Tom: It's spelt G-E-N-I-U-S...SO WHO'S THE RETARD NOW

Michael: whatever, I'm still a genious

Tom: If by Genious, you mean retard, than you would be correct

Michael: Your retarted

Tom: you can't even spell retarded right, you moron. And it's You're, not Your. Your is possessive.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus September 16, 2012

billed height and weight

Billed Height and Weight are what pro wrestling feds use to introduce their wrestlers. Most of them are not as tall as they are announced on TV. A lot of them wear heel lifts in their boots to appear as tall as their billing

Kane is billed as being 7 feet tall, but in reality he's only around 6'8". 7 feet and 300 plus pounds are only his billed height and weight.

I saw him standing next to a 7 foot basketball player, and the basketball player was taller.

7 Feet is 7 feet

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 9, 2009