One of the most overrated peices of crap wrestlers in the history of professional wrestling. Wrote one of the lamest wrestling autobiographies of all time, where he brags about cheating on his wife while she was fighting cancer. A real class act. He even wrote that he had no respect for the business and was only in it for the money. If you don't respect the business that made you, get the fuck out.
He also can't go through a single match without getting injured, botching (fucking up) a move, or both.
BOTCHtista is one of the reasons why WWE sucks today, and is also a reminder that the WWE has not created any new LONGTERM main eventers since 2005.
The guy has his head so far up Triple H's ass, that if he rammed it up there any further, he would see what "The Game" eats for breakfast every morning.
He also can't go through a single match without getting injured, botching (fucking up) a move, or both.
BOTCHtista is one of the reasons why WWE sucks today, and is also a reminder that the WWE has not created any new LONGTERM main eventers since 2005.
The guy has his head so far up Triple H's ass, that if he rammed it up there any further, he would see what "The Game" eats for breakfast every morning.
Jim: How did you like the Batista match last night?
Scott: Not at all, I don't like the roided up move botching injury prone douchebag roid monkey
Jim: yeah, anyone who cheers for a man who does not even respect the wrestling business, is not a real wrestling fan to begin with.
Scott: Yes, just a dumb mark sheep
Jim: As much as John Cena sucks, at least he respects the business and the fans.
Scott: Not at all, I don't like the roided up move botching injury prone douchebag roid monkey
Jim: yeah, anyone who cheers for a man who does not even respect the wrestling business, is not a real wrestling fan to begin with.
Scott: Yes, just a dumb mark sheep
Jim: As much as John Cena sucks, at least he respects the business and the fans.
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 17, 2009
a roid freak who is extremely over with WWE MARKS despite the fact that he BOTCHES 99 percent of his moves, and treats fans like crap outside the ring. He also bragged about cheating on his cancer ridden wife in his lame book (Chris Jericho's book > Batista's book) Batista has one of the worst powerbombs in history. The landing is just awful. Japanese puroresu > North American wrestling. His name should be BOTCHTISTA
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 16, 2008
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 04, 2008
Dave: What is a roid monkey
Scott: Batista, Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan, Scott Steiner, and Superstar Billy Graham are all examples of roid monkeys (Graham is a self-admitted one)
Scott: Batista, Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan, Scott Steiner, and Superstar Billy Graham are all examples of roid monkeys (Graham is a self-admitted one)
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus May 05, 2010
George W. Bush is such a mental midget
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 18, 2007
Jeff Hardy is nothing but a damn spot monkey
Take his high flying away from him and he would have jack shit. Not half the technical wrestler as his brother, Matt.
Take his high flying away from him and he would have jack shit. Not half the technical wrestler as his brother, Matt.
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 15, 2007
Joe: Wow, that was some great MMA action, but why no grappling?
Scott: That's K-1, and grappling is so overrated anyway
Joe: True, who the fuck wants to see two dudes roll around in an armbar for what seems like an eternity?
Scott: NOT ME
Scott: That's K-1, and grappling is so overrated anyway
Joe: True, who the fuck wants to see two dudes roll around in an armbar for what seems like an eternity?
Scott: NOT ME
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus February 02, 2009