Muffy Julian's definitions

Coon Jazz

Synonym for Rythem and Blues (R&B) music.

I dont wanna hear that COON JAZZ 'round here!

by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

D-Walk

The douchebag rendition of the crip walk.

oh look! he's attempting to c-walk, MORE LIKE D-WALK BOB

by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

Green To White Technology

An everlasting bond, apply it, let it dry.

First you got a cup, now you got a mug, Green to white technology.

by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

Twat Booger

An ambiguous phrase that is used to describe either a lover or a nasty crotch booger.

That girl over there is such a twat booger

by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

Durka Durka Jihad

A phrase that can convince almost any arab that you know arabic.

Yes I can speak Arabic: durka durka jihad!

by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

Suitcasing

A term derived from prison to describe the action of concealing an object up ones anal cavity.

To avoid getting caught, Johnny was suitcasing his glass dick before the cops arrived.

by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

Giant Horse Vagina

A mustache that resembles a horse's vagina...google it.

Firefighter #1: Hey that guy knows how to use a fire hose
Firefighter #2: Of course he does! Just look at that Giant horse vagina

by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010