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Definitions by Muffy Julian

Coon Jazz 

Synonym for Rythem and Blues (R&B) music.
I dont wanna hear that COON JAZZ 'round here!
Coon Jazz by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010
The douchebag rendition of the crip walk.
oh look! he's attempting to c-walk, MORE LIKE D-WALK BOB
D-Walk by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

Green To White Technology

An everlasting bond, apply it, let it dry.
First you got a cup, now you got a mug, Green to white technology.

Twat Booger 

An ambiguous phrase that is used to describe either a lover or a nasty crotch booger.
That girl over there is such a twat booger
Twat Booger by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

Durka Durka Jihad 

A phrase that can convince almost any arab that you know arabic.
Yes I can speak Arabic: durka durka jihad!

Suitcasing 

A term derived from prison to describe the action of concealing an object up ones anal cavity.
To avoid getting caught, Johnny was suitcasing his glass dick before the cops arrived.
Suitcasing by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

Giant Horse Vagina 

A mustache that resembles a horse's vagina...google it.
Firefighter #1: Hey that guy knows how to use a fire hose
Firefighter #2: Of course he does! Just look at that Giant horse vagina