Mexican Spaghetti

Ramon noodles smothered in enchilada sauce.

Consuelo was surprised to find her wedding reception dinner was Mexican Spaghetti

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

gettin' straight Carled

when you make a serpentine effort to ditch that one aquaintance that nobody of likes.

I'm so tired of gettin' straight Carled.

Carl: "Hey guys... where ya going?"
guy 1: "to the bowling alley."
guy 2: "We're goig to the bowling alley?"
guy 1: "fuck no..!... but Carl is."

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

Welfare hobbits

Children produced in an effort to increase government funded aid.

D-Bone really enjoyed Janene's fine white badonkadonk... but those 9 welfare hobbits kept her from closing tha deal.

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

French Dip

When a guy fucks a girl with his balls while he spanks the monkey and pops on her stomach. He then dips his balls in the jizz and has her lick it off.

Estel went over to Sal's house for a pastrami reubin, but ended up getting a French Dip instead.

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

Country Kitchen Buffet Style

When you do her from behind, wrapping her legs around your waist like a belt, while she clings to her walker like motorcycle handlebars.

While you were at the movies I was really given it your Grandma Country Kitchen Buffet Style.

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 30, 2008

faggot ass nidan

n: a fat, greasy, Napolionic ass plug, who practices martial arts at the third grade level.

That faggot ass nidan Vince was really getting ass raped by those girl scouts at WalMart.

by Muffington P. Weathersby August 11, 2008

Polish Flashlight

n: several easy strike matches taped around the end of a paper towel or toilet paper roll.

Sal had absolutely no idea how handy his Polish flashlight would be at his new security guard job

by Muffington P. Weathersby March 18, 2010