The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.
It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.
It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.
Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?
by MudderFukcer January 19, 2022
Similar to a Golden Shower, however whilst giving them the shower, you proceed to shout Gordon Ramsay's insults at them whist you shower them.
Gary - "You like that you fucking donkey?"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"
by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021