Bernard.

The defenition of child abuse.
If you were called this at birth, consider a name change.

Mother: I'll call him Bernard.
Doctor: That's child abuse you horrible cunt.

by MudderFukcer June 04, 2020

Simpette

Simpette - A woman who raises an undeserving man up onto a pedestal and worships him

Holly - OMG Harriet is such a Simpette!
Jackie - Yeah, I know, did you see the way she was talking about Harry? Such a Simpette.

by MudderFukcer June 04, 2020