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Definitions by Mrs Mrs Mrs

an extorter of women prostitutes
guy #1: I almost snagged a hooker for $22 dollars last night

guy #2: what happened?

guy #1: a rugrat ran her off…

guy #2: gotcha
rugrat by Mrs Mrs Mrs October 28, 2021

that’s apples 

something easily done; not a difficult to put into action
interviewer: “can you get coffee and sort the emails?”

interviewee: “of course! That’s apples!”
that’s apples by Mrs Mrs Mrs September 12, 2021

Beta Cunt 

A term for women who are seen as weak or cowardly, a popular example of one being like the evil Queen Nehellenia.
1: I’m the Sailor Moon and you’re the beta cunt that always try’s to get Tuxedo Mask’s attention. He already wants me and you are the one with the least amount of good, using your rotten fuckery.

2: Oh I see.

1. You could of just hit on another Sailor Girl.
Beta Cunt by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 4, 2021
Women who get sacrificed for the lessons of other people— a women equivalent of Jesus
1: see that girl over there?
2: yes, why?

1: don’t mess with her, she’s a crista
2. a what?
1. a women Jesus...
2. ah.
CRISTA by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 3, 2021

pepperoni career 

meaning it’s essential but it exciting.
1: so where do you work?
2: oh you know, that supermarket on 14th
1: oh nice!
2: Yeah, I got that pepperoni career on lock down!

Egg Yolks 

Co-worker 1
What happened to Kevin?

Co-worker 2: Oh! I accidentally broke his egg yolks last night and today he needs them iced all day.
Egg Yolks by Mrs Mrs Mrs May 1, 2021