The act of saying something absurd when someone enters a room so as to make them think that you're discussing something very bizarre.
When Pat came into the room, Joe engaged in punchlining him when he said out of nowhere "and that's the last time I ever set a penguin on fire in my bathroom!".
by Mr_Shifty November 12, 2008
In 1942, angry Nazi ranting was measured at an unprecedented level of 120 degrees Fahrenheil, whereas in 1947, this amount had decreased to a calm, cool 68 degrees Fahrenheil.
by Mr_Shifty August 02, 2011
by Mr_Shifty December 01, 2008
Like a facepalm, but something so mind-numbingly stupid that it results in violently slamming one's face into a hard, flat object in frustration.
by Mr_Shifty June 30, 2011
A person who doesn't pass you in a timely fashion on the interstate, or comes up on you like they're going to pass you, but is inconsistent in their speed so that you can't get around other traffic.
I was about to pass this semi truck but I was blocked in the left lane by a very persistent passhole that caused me to put on my brakes.
by Mr_Shifty February 17, 2018