Mr_Shifty's definitions

Blitzgrief

A very fast form of ground warfare supported by strategic air strikes that results in grief for all involved, even if victory is achieved. See also: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

After the blitzgrief in Iraq, the people in the US and the people in Iraq were all upset about the outcome.

by Mr_Shifty August 25, 2009

Passhole

A person who doesn't pass you in a timely fashion on the interstate, or comes up on you like they're going to pass you, but is inconsistent in their speed so that you can't get around other traffic.

I was about to pass this semi truck but I was blocked in the left lane by a very persistent passhole that caused me to put on my brakes.

by Mr_Shifty February 16, 2018

webt

A large amount of money owed to an Internet entity.

Catrina was unable to get a car loan due to her large Amazon webt.

by Mr_Shifty November 12, 2010

Faceblam

Like a facepalm, but something so mind-numbingly stupid that it results in violently slamming one's face into a hard, flat object in frustration.

Seriously? They're going to raise the debt ceiling? *FACEBLAM*

by Mr_Shifty July 1, 2011

Defaulty

When the out-of-the-box settings for something are flawed to the point of being broken.

I tried using Ubuntu's Unity desktop, but I discovered right after installing it that it's defaulty.

by Mr_Shifty May 9, 2013