Definitions by Mr_Shifty

Faceblam 

Like a facepalm, but something so mind-numbingly stupid that it results in violently slamming one's face into a hard, flat object in frustration.

Seriously? They're going to raise the debt ceiling? *FACEBLAM*

Faceblam by Mr_Shifty July 1, 2011

webt 

A large amount of money owed to an Internet entity.

Catrina was unable to get a car loan due to her large Amazon webt.

webt by Mr_Shifty November 12, 2010

Blitzgrief 

A very fast form of ground warfare supported by strategic air strikes that results in grief for all involved, even if victory is achieved. See also: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

After the blitzgrief in Iraq, the people in the US and the people in Iraq were all upset about the outcome.

Blitzgrief by Mr_Shifty August 25, 2009

Punchlining 

The act of saying something absurd when someone enters a room so as to make them think that you're discussing something very bizarre.

When Pat came into the room, Joe engaged in punchlining him when he said out of nowhere "and that's the last time I ever set a penguin on fire in my bathroom!".

Punchlining by Mr_Shifty March 29, 2009

Sarcopath 

A word used to describe someone who is clinically sarcastic.

Be careful what you say to Pete... he's a complete sarcopath.

Sarcopath by Mr_Shifty December 9, 2008