MrTeacherMan's definitions
The definition is simple. Someone who is described as 'The Fence' is either so afraid to voice their opinion as to not hurt someone's feelings OR they simply don't have opinions and therefore agree with both sides. They are not 'sitting on the fence' as that implies they are still considering both sides of the argument. People who are 'The Fence' are so non-committal that they straddle both sides with such parity that might as well be hammered into the ground with some panels.
by MrTeacherMan June 29, 2020
Get the The Fencemug. From the same word family as 'Cunt', 'Kunt' refers to the members of society who do not engage with nor feel part of mainstream society. They directly oppose the lame fads and general attitudes of the Bodge-Harris (see my other definitions) , Bensons (see my other definitions) and general drones. See 'Covidiot' for another group type.
Kunts see themselves as genuine and seek truth. They enjoy discussion but are judgemental - make no doubt. They are not perfect but they believe they are the best of the worst of them.
Kunts see themselves as genuine and seek truth. They enjoy discussion but are judgemental - make no doubt. They are not perfect but they believe they are the best of the worst of them.
"So if I'm not a sheep or a follower, I must be a kunt?"
"Man, that guy is a kunt. Genuinely enjoyed the discussion he brought to the table."
"I know I'm a little judgemental. I'm a kunt after all."
"Man, that guy is a kunt. Genuinely enjoyed the discussion he brought to the table."
"I know I'm a little judgemental. I'm a kunt after all."
by MrTeacherMan December 24, 2020
Get the Kuntmug. Grandpa hour tends to be the last hour of the day and affects men's cognitive and physical abilities. In summary, it is when men truly feel their age (and in many cases feel even older). Typically Grandpa hour sets in at around 30 years old but has been known to affect men as young as 25.
* Three thirty-somethings playing an online first person shooter against much better, young opposition
Michael - Where should we head to next?
Mark - How about this area?
Tom - Shit! There's players on the map!
Michael - Tag them Tom! Fucking tag! Where?!?? The map is huge!
Mark - Of course there's players you twat! There's 150 of us!
Michael - Ah hold up. It's 10pm. It's Grandpa hour. He can no longer do words. In fact, we're all fucked now.
Michael - Where should we head to next?
Mark - How about this area?
Tom - Shit! There's players on the map!
Michael - Tag them Tom! Fucking tag! Where?!?? The map is huge!
Mark - Of course there's players you twat! There's 150 of us!
Michael - Ah hold up. It's 10pm. It's Grandpa hour. He can no longer do words. In fact, we're all fucked now.
by MrTeacherMan August 13, 2020
Get the Grandpa hourmug. by MrTeacherMan March 20, 2021
Get the Beige Toddlymug. A pureman is a man (see pure-she for the female equivalent) who unintentionally lives a highly principled and stereotypically 'good' life hence the use of 'pure'. For example, they'll have an exemplary diet - carefully rationing out sweet treats for up to years as they want to ensure their body receives only the purest and most nutritious food types. They are also highly educated and well read but will neither present as arrogant nor pompous instead showing absolute understanding and balance when in a sensitive conversation. Pureman are a rare breed, perhaps a throwback to a simpler time.
by MrTeacherMan June 29, 2020
Get the Puremanmug. A popular approach in first person shooters, to bitch-it is the act of avoiding all conflict in favour of biding time and hiding until the right moment. At this moment, the bitchers will spring into action and attempt to seize the glory.
Seen by some as a cowardly pathetic act, it is just simply a more intellectual approach...
Seen by some as a cowardly pathetic act, it is just simply a more intellectual approach...
Michael : What's the plan then?
Tom : I suggest we bitch-it in this house until the final circle.
Michael : Usual plan then.
Tom : I suggest we bitch-it in this house until the final circle.
Michael : Usual plan then.
by MrTeacherMan April 13, 2020
Get the bitch-itmug. Someone with no personality and who follows trends blindly because of their desperation to appear cool. Social media and reality TV is where they get their intellectual diet and up to date news.
by MrTeacherMan June 11, 2018
Get the bodge-harrismug.