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Definitions by MrTeacherMan

The Fence 

The definition is simple. Someone who is described as 'The Fence' is either so afraid to voice their opinion as to not hurt someone's feelings OR they simply don't have opinions and therefore agree with both sides. They are not 'sitting on the fence' as that implies they are still considering both sides of the argument. People who are 'The Fence' are so non-committal that they straddle both sides with such parity that might as well be hammered into the ground with some panels.
"Fucking hell. You won't get anything out of Michael. He's 'The Fence'."
The Fence by MrTeacherMan June 29, 2020

bitch-it 

A popular approach in first person shooters, to bitch-it is the act of avoiding all conflict in favour of biding time and hiding until the right moment. At this moment, the bitchers will spring into action and attempt to seize the glory.

Seen by some as a cowardly pathetic act, it is just simply a more intellectual approach...
Michael : What's the plan then?
Tom : I suggest we bitch-it in this house until the final circle.
Michael : Usual plan then.
bitch-it by MrTeacherMan April 13, 2020

bodge-harris 

Someone with no personality and who follows trends blindly because of their desperation to appear cool. Social media and reality TV is where they get their intellectual diet and up to date news.
John really is such a boring sad twat. The guy's a hardcore bodge-harris!
bodge-harris by MrTeacherMan June 11, 2018