MrEMan Mike M (MEM)'s definitions

Ashcock

When a penis looks like a lit cigarette that needs to be ashed. Also commonly referred to as a smock.

His penis was weird looking, And gray. I didn't know if I should suck it, Or smoke it. He had ashcock.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 1, 2019

Crackback

A burnt tweaker

Wow Popeye is a crackback

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) December 17, 2021

Cripplecock

A non functioning limp/soft penis.

I tried to fuck her, But I had cripplecock.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 18, 2019

Jewdition

The act of a Jewish person doing their form of math favoring their own personal financial gain

He did one for me two for him that’s jewdition (Jewish addition)

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) December 17, 2021

Blackcent

A form of a slang accent spoken in "urban" or "black" contwxt.

Did you here Jerome talk? He has a heavy blackcent. He said dayum bruh axe him if he aight? What he meant was wow friend ask him if he is alright.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) July 2, 2019

Allthedicks

Someone who sucks a lot of dick

Jared sucks a lot of dick, He suck’s allthedicks

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) December 17, 2021

pp

When a penis is so small, You can't justify calling it anything otherwise.

I was going to have sex with Danny last night, But when he pulled it out I realized he had a pp. He was so tiny I had to laugh.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 14, 2019