beejanese

A word to use to describe the art of a woman giving you head when youre telling your boys about it and you dont want the girl to catch on what youre talking about. Its the language of the Blowjob, word made famous by John Lockjaw of Pitboss 2000 and PC Deathsquad.
Bro last night back at my house, she straight up gave a lesson in Beejanese.
by Mr. X August 23, 2004
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Shorty Bear

Someone who is very short and very sweet and very affectionate. It came from a name I call my fiancee.
Yo Shorty Bear hook me up with a soda please. I Love You Shorty Bear
by MR. X January 25, 2005
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couchetard

A more affectionate way of calling someone a retard or a douchetard. Meant as an insult, but not as a serious one; often used between friends.

Inspired by Couche-Tard, the Canadian convenience store chain. "Couche-tard" is French for "night owl", literally meaning "goes to bed late." But because of its similarity in sound to the English insult douchetard, "couchetard" was converted into an English-language insult with a meaning similar to douchetard but less offensive -- even bordering on affectionate.

Also "couchetarded", adj.
He's my best friend, but let's be honest, he can be a couchetard sometimes when he's not thinking.
by Mr. X April 04, 2005
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douchetard

An insulting term for someone who is simultaneously a "douche"
(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once.
That asshole is too dumb to even come up with a coherent insult. What a douchetard.
by Mr. X April 04, 2005
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Courtney Love

The bitch who hired a hitman to kill Kurt Cobain. That freakin' bitch.
Mr. X: Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain?
Mr. Q: Seems so.
Mr. X: Bitch.
by Mr. X December 05, 2004
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Riley Humor

Slapstick Humor. The type of humor the sidekick in Disney movies portrays such as Sebastian in the Little Mermaid. Or when Homer Simpson hits his head and says "Doh!" The lowest type of Humor.
That movie had so much riley humor in it!
by Mr. X June 15, 2004
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écheniller

French word meaning "to clear the caterpillars off of" Let's see you try and find a better word than that!
Il fallait, main, boucher l'entonnoir et, de lubrifier les petits conduits, sarcler le terroir et greffer le sauvageon, écheniller et provigner tout à la fois.
by Mr. X December 02, 2004
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