Fuandere

Unlike a tsundere, who looks hostile toward people on the outside, but caring on the inside, a fuandere is someone who may act anxious toward other people, but is also caring on the inside. One of the unheard words in the -dere family of words.

Etmology:
"Fuandere" is derived from the Japanese words "fuan", meaning "anxious", and "deredere" meaning "lovey dovey". It literally means "anxious love" in Japanese.

Wordington-Chan's Diary #105: I just saw the cutest boy in my high school. Look at his glorious hair~! Too bad I don't have the courage to confess my love to him...I feel like a fuandere...

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 02, 2018

Fag

1. A British term for cigars. That term is rarely used in the USA.
2. A derogatory term for Harley Davidson bikers, and an unintentionally derogatory term for homosexuals.
3. A derogatory handle for Justin Bieber. Used by trolls like me! ^w^
4. Someone who is unnecessarily loud, obnoxious, and inconsiderate.

1. Gordon: 'Ello, chaps. Care to smoke some fags?

2. Random biker: You're a fag!
Random homosexual: No, YOU'RE a fag!
Random biker: >:(

3. Radio announcer: And that was "Love Yourself" by Justin Bieber.
Random guy: Thank goodness Fag stopped singing for now. That song was cheesy!

4. What is that noise? A fag constantly screaming?

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 01, 2018

Special Instructions

The random, ridiculous, and/or insanely stupid instructions you give to the pizza guy before you complete your pizza order when you're ordering pizza online on say, the Pizza Hut website, or the Domino's website. May vary from cutting the pizza into different shapes to forcing the pizza guy to wear goofy clothes and/or do goofy actions to requesting art on or inside the box to having a different pizza person to deliver the pizza for them!

Special Instructions: Cut the pizza into squares and write "Didja really think you would expect a pizza cut in triangles...? >;)" inside the box. And don't forget to wear your socks on your hands when delivering the pizza!
Pizza Guy: Wat 0_0

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 27, 2018

smard

A portmanteau of "smart" and "hard", it is a term used to describe how to work on your pile of homework or something related to work, with better ways to do so, such as on your personal computer! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to work on my homework, and so should you!

Old Man Ulysses: They say "work smarter, not harder", but I say "work smarder"!
Chad: Well said, dawg.
Charlie: Yeah, what he said! :D

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 20, 2018

Albuquerque

The largest city in New Mexico, part of the Bernalillo County! Bugs Bunny and Peter Griffin still need to figure out how to take the right turns there.

Peter Griffin: Gee, must have taken a wrong turn in Albuquerque! Ahahahahahahaha!

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 04, 2018

Humberfloob

A notoriously greedy neat freak. Need I say more?

Hank: Hey! Don't touch my money! It's sanitized!
Larry: Geez, Hank, don't be such a humberfloob.

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 13, 2018

Spooderman

A bumbling goofball pretending to be the famous webslinger Spider-Man. They may attempt all they want, but they might fail.

Charlie: Look up in the sky! It's Spider-Man!
Some random guy in a Spider-Man costume: *Swings by* Hey, guys! *Crashes* Ouch! That hurt!
Charlie: Crap...more like Spooderman. :(

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 02, 2018