Mr. Wordington the Tenth's definitions

Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood

The enemy of the Garlipedia, the Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood is a book that despite its name, about garlic rather than anything you need to know about your stepfather. Once you open it, you will be immune to the dark magic of the Garlipedia! :D

Wow! Look at that! You can learn about garlic in the Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood!

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 30, 2018

Humberfloob

A notoriously greedy neat freak. Need I say more?

Hank: Hey! Don't touch my money! It's sanitized!
Larry: Geez, Hank, don't be such a humberfloob.

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 13, 2018

smard

A portmanteau of "smart" and "hard", it is a term used to describe how to work on your pile of homework or something related to work, with better ways to do so, such as on your personal computer! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to work on my homework, and so should you!

Old Man Ulysses: They say "work smarter, not harder", but I say "work smarder"!
Chad: Well said, dawg.
Charlie: Yeah, what he said! :D

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 20, 2018

Albuquerque

The largest city in New Mexico, part of the Bernalillo County! Bugs Bunny and Peter Griffin still need to figure out how to take the right turns there.

Peter Griffin: Gee, must have taken a wrong turn in Albuquerque! Ahahahahahahaha!

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 4, 2018

Fag

1. A British term for cigars. That term is rarely used in the USA.
2. A derogatory term for Harley Davidson bikers, and an unintentionally derogatory term for homosexuals.
3. A derogatory handle for Justin Bieber. Used by trolls like me! ^w^
4. Someone who is unnecessarily loud, obnoxious, and inconsiderate.

1. Gordon: 'Ello, chaps. Care to smoke some fags?

2. Random biker: You're a fag!
Random homosexual: No, YOU'RE a fag!
Random biker: >:(

3. Radio announcer: And that was "Love Yourself" by Justin Bieber.
Random guy: Thank goodness Fag stopped singing for now. That song was cheesy!

4. What is that noise? A fag constantly screaming?

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 1, 2018

Slime Rancher

Oh, only the best game ever! You step into the shoes of Beatrix LeBeau, a plucky girl who lives in The Far, Far Range, round up kawaii slimes, place them in corrals, feed them their favorite foods, collect their plorts, and the best part about it is that you can sell them, make largos, or make awesome gadgets! It's also a game about exploration, so you'll discover new locations and new types of slimes as you travel the range! You can also make trades with fellow ranchers, such as Odgen Ortiz, Victor Humphries, and Mochi Miles! Go buy yourself a copy of Slime Rancher if you haven't played it before! You're gonna love playing Slime Rancher as much as I do! X3

Phil: Wow, I love playing Slime Rancher! I made a Honey Hunter largo recently!
Chad: Yeah, Chad loves Slime Rancher, too, man. Digging the Ancient Ruins.
Wordington-Chan: Ooh, me too! I love the Tabby Slimes, the Glass Desert, and BOb the rancher. I wanna be a Slime Rancher when I grow up~! <3
Phil: Three's a crowd, then! Ha, ha!
Johnny: Talkin' 'bout Slime Rancher, eh? I recently collected all the Gold Plorts from the vaults.
Everyone else: Cool! :D
Johnny: I also love Monomi Park. Wish they could make more games, though...
Phil: Don't we all? ;3

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 14, 2018

Fuandere

Unlike a tsundere, who looks hostile toward people on the outside, but caring on the inside, a fuandere is someone who may act anxious toward other people, but is also caring on the inside. One of the unheard words in the -dere family of words.

Etmology:
"Fuandere" is derived from the Japanese words "fuan", meaning "anxious", and "deredere" meaning "lovey dovey". It literally means "anxious love" in Japanese.

Wordington-Chan's Diary #105: I just saw the cutest boy in my high school. Look at his glorious hair~! Too bad I don't have the courage to confess my love to him...I feel like a fuandere...

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 2, 2018