Dude 1: "Man, can I use the bathroom at your house?"
Dude 2: "What's wrong with your bathroom?"
Dude 1: "I hate using it. My older brother always leaves ass-dirt on the seat."
Dude 2: "Awww... that's just gross."
Dude 2: "What's wrong with your bathroom?"
Dude 1: "I hate using it. My older brother always leaves ass-dirt on the seat."
Dude 2: "Awww... that's just gross."
by Mr. Reality Music June 16, 2008
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by Mr. Reality Music March 07, 2008
Get the diddy dough mug.A term describing the point at which a cigar, or blunt can no longer be smoked. This is past the "roach" phase.
Ex. 1
"Man, I smoked it down to the runt."
Ex. 2
homie 1: "Man what happened to pass the blunt?"
homie 2: "My bad man, you still want it?"
homie 3: "No. It ain't nothin but a runt left."
"Man, I smoked it down to the runt."
Ex. 2
homie 1: "Man what happened to pass the blunt?"
homie 2: "My bad man, you still want it?"
homie 3: "No. It ain't nothin but a runt left."
by Mr. Reality Music February 21, 2008
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Get the power tools mug.What myspace junkies use to refer to their excessively inflated list of friends who wouldn't give them an m&m if they were ethiopian.
Def 1:
Homie 1: Dawg, my friendbase is massive, and look how sexy my women are.
Homie 2: How many of them have you met in person?
(silence)
Man, Rihanna's friendbase has started to dwindle ever since... well, ya'll know what.
Homie 1: Dawg, my friendbase is massive, and look how sexy my women are.
Homie 2: How many of them have you met in person?
(silence)
Man, Rihanna's friendbase has started to dwindle ever since... well, ya'll know what.
by Mr. Reality Music February 25, 2009
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"Man, you have to stop taking fat girls home. Being pickeled is no excuse."
ex. 2
"I don't know how you drove home last night. You were so pickeled.
"Man, you have to stop taking fat girls home. Being pickeled is no excuse."
ex. 2
"I don't know how you drove home last night. You were so pickeled.
by Mr. Reality Music January 25, 2008
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Ex.1
"Those damn kids were around here committing all manner of goonery."
Ex. 2
"real talk my nigga!! that goonery shit ain't whuts happnin'!!!"
-tru blu
"Those damn kids were around here committing all manner of goonery."
Ex. 2
"real talk my nigga!! that goonery shit ain't whuts happnin'!!!"
-tru blu
by Mr. Reality Music April 09, 2008
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