1. A version of Rock Paper Scissors where Rock is Dick, Tits is Paper, and Pussy is Scissors. Played like regular Rock Paper Scissors.
2. Slang term meaning Down To Pound
2. Slang term meaning Down To Pound
Guy 1: Hey dude, want to play some D.T.P.
Guy 2: Sure, what is it?
Guy 1: It means Dick Tit Pussy. Like Rock Paper Scissors but worse.
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Girlfriend: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Boyfriend: Nothing yet, but I'm Down to Pound.
Girlfriend: You're always D.T.P.
Guy 2: Sure, what is it?
Guy 1: It means Dick Tit Pussy. Like Rock Paper Scissors but worse.
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Girlfriend: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Boyfriend: Nothing yet, but I'm Down to Pound.
Girlfriend: You're always D.T.P.
by Mr. McGooey February 07, 2022
Get the D.T.Pmug. 1. The name of a weapon from Splatoon
2. Another way to refer to a pornstar that makes content other than standard sexual content
3. The action of a taller person using a smaller person (preferably with a large penis) as makeshift water cannon, by holding the penis on the taller person's shoulder and and masturbating it to launch at a target. Reloading involves either swift tittyfucks or excellent handjobs.
2. Another way to refer to a pornstar that makes content other than standard sexual content
3. The action of a taller person using a smaller person (preferably with a large penis) as makeshift water cannon, by holding the penis on the taller person's shoulder and and masturbating it to launch at a target. Reloading involves either swift tittyfucks or excellent handjobs.
Guy 1: "Man I hate the Gootuber, it's so hard to control."
Guy 2: "Maybe that's cause you suck with it."
Guy 1: "Shut up."
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Guy 1: "Man are you really watching that Gootuber again?"
Guy 2: "I watch her for her humor."
Guy 1: "You watch her for her tits."
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Girl 1: "Thanks for being my Gootuber, you need a quick reload?"
Guy 1: "No, I got a few more shots in me."
Girl 2: "I own this party, my gootuber shoots harder than you could ever imagine."
Guy 2: "Maybe that's cause you suck with it."
Guy 1: "Shut up."
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Guy 1: "Man are you really watching that Gootuber again?"
Guy 2: "I watch her for her humor."
Guy 1: "You watch her for her tits."
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Girl 1: "Thanks for being my Gootuber, you need a quick reload?"
Guy 1: "No, I got a few more shots in me."
Girl 2: "I own this party, my gootuber shoots harder than you could ever imagine."
by Mr. McGooey February 02, 2022
Get the Gootubermug. When you're full of so much energy of any kind that parts of your body starts to grow in length and power.
Man 1: You would not believe what happened after she too her top off. I was going even further beyond.
Man 2: You weeb.
Man 2: You weeb.
by Mr. McGooey February 19, 2022
Get the Going Even Further Beyondmug. Girl: You know your pantsare ripped around the groin right?\
Boy: I'm sorry, I've got a thickit. You wouldn't understand.
Boy: I'm sorry, I've got a thickit. You wouldn't understand.
by Mr. McGooey February 07, 2022
Get the Thickitmug. 1. When a suspended person is given a titfuck on their downward facing penis.
2. When you are using breastmilk is as lube for any sexual act.
2. When you are using breastmilk is as lube for any sexual act.
Man: Yeah, I was laying down on the table with the hole in it, next thing I know she's giving me a milky milker.
Woman: She did not, you're making this up.
Man: I'm telling you, massage parlors are crazy:
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Woman: It's actually really sexy when you're a milky milker.
Non-binary: You're weird.
Woman: Don't Hate
Woman: She did not, you're making this up.
Man: I'm telling you, massage parlors are crazy:
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Woman: It's actually really sexy when you're a milky milker.
Non-binary: You're weird.
Woman: Don't Hate
by Mr. McGooey February 13, 2022
Get the Milky Milkermug. A game where you and another person, multiple people if you prefer, look for sexual words found on Urban Dictionary and you guess the what word's real description means by using the name alone. The words aren't required to be sexual, but that's usually how it's played. Another optional way of playing is if you are playing with more than 2 players, then the two players guessing a word will have an extra challenge. Whoever's guess is farther away from the real description has to edge until a full rotation of people guessing goes around the players. The edging time limit can be adjusted per amount of players. if you ejaculate you are out of the game.
Girl: Hey boys, you want some Urban Dick tonight?
Boy 1: Sure, should i be taking my pants off?
Boy 2: Oh yes, I love the edging part
Boy 1: Sure, should i be taking my pants off?
Boy 2: Oh yes, I love the edging part
by Mr. McGooey February 07, 2022
Get the Urban Dickmug. An orgasm so pleasurable that you scream out to the heavens which commonly ends with a mind watering moan.
Boy 1: I heard your girl gave you a Screaming Banshee.
Girl 1: Yeah, I couldn't walk till next morning.
Boy1: Good for you, hopefully I could get one someday.
Girl 1: Yeah, I couldn't walk till next morning.
Boy1: Good for you, hopefully I could get one someday.
by Mr. McGooey February 07, 2022
Get the Screaming Bansheemug.