Mr. McGooey's definitions

Force Choke

An ending to a handjob where one person ejaculates without stimulation from another person.

Man 1: Yeah, I gave him a Force Choke.
Girl 1: Man, you must be really good if you ended him like that.
Man 1: Thanks, he was writhing the entire time. It was fun.

by Mr. McGooey February 20, 2022

Going Even Further Beyond

When you're full of so much energy of any kind that parts of your body starts to grow in length and power.

Man 1: You would not believe what happened after she too her top off. I was going even further beyond.

Man 2: You weeb.

by Mr. McGooey February 19, 2022

Milky Milker

1. When a suspended person is given a titfuck on their downward facing penis.

2. When you are using breastmilk is as lube for any sexual act.

Man: Yeah, I was laying down on the table with the hole in it, next thing I know she's giving me a milky milker.
Woman: She did not, you're making this up.
Man: I'm telling you, massage parlors are crazy:
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Woman: It's actually really sexy when you're a milky milker.
Non-binary: You're weird.
Woman: Don't Hate

by Mr. McGooey February 13, 2022

Pussession

An intense female orgasm where she arches her back as if something was possessing them, usually pleasure.

Girl: Oh my god that was amazing, I think I had a pussession

by Mr. McGooey February 7, 2022

Fap Trap

A myriad of sexual positions where a male is trapped in some way, shape, or form on the brink of orgasming. If the male moves anyway, they are almost certainly going cum. So the male is trapped in whatever orifice or crevice he is stuck in until said orifice or crevice decides to leave.

Girl: How's this paizuri feeling?
Man: *Incoherent Moaning*
Girl: Good, because you can't leave if you cum.
Man: *Questioning Moans*
Girl: Welcome to the Fap Trap, babe.

by Mr. McGooey February 7, 2022

Thickit

An erection so girthy and large that it tears through clothing.

Girl: You know your pantsare ripped around the groin right?\
Boy: I'm sorry, I've got a thickit. You wouldn't understand.

by Mr. McGooey February 7, 2022

Screaming Banshee

An orgasm so pleasurable that you scream out to the heavens which commonly ends with a mind watering moan.

Boy 1: I heard your girl gave you a Screaming Banshee.
Girl 1: Yeah, I couldn't walk till next morning.
Boy1: Good for you, hopefully I could get one someday.

by Mr. McGooey February 7, 2022