Mr. Dwayne's definitions

shaq

please see shaq appeal.

I wonder if shaq was my height and couldn't play ball, if he'd still get play from the ladies.

by Mr. Dwayne November 4, 2004

Detroit

A city with the highest single parent population in the country.

Detroit has one of the largest single parent populations in the U.S. According to a Detroit News Study, 75% of all childbirths in 2004 were to unwed mothers.
On an average, 8 out of every 10 women in Detroit between 18-29 has at least one child, 80% out of wedlock.

by Mr. Dwayne February 3, 2005

Welfare Refugee

A person (usually a child-baring female)whom is weened from welfare due to the Welfare Reform Act of 1997 where welfare mothers had to get off of their lazy asses and get jobs, or their children would lose their healthcare benefits, food stamps, and other percs before the legal age of 18. Many Welfare Refugees have minimal skills and theirfore work minimum wage jobs.

I worked at Comcast, where a majority of the workforce in customer service was either Welfare Refugees or brain-dead slobs!

by Mr. Dwayne November 9, 2004

kelly clarkson

A very talented vocalist with a nice budonkadonk. Kelly has a nice fat ass. Mucho junko in la trunko.

I predict if Kelly Clarkson posed in Playboy, it would be the magazine's hottest issue.

by Mr. Dwayne February 7, 2008

pre-nup

A legal document signed before marriage to level the playing so that the dominant bread winner (preferrably the male) will not have to worry about his wife strangling him by the balls during a messy divorce.

It assures that at the most, she'll retain the kids, but will not gain any financial liability in the assets of the man that was made either before or during the marriage.

Since 50% of all women have a hidden agenda of gaining finacial stability and a sexual dynamo in a spouse...it regulates that YOU DON'T GET SHIT if we split!!!!!!

(Argument between a husband and wife) Fuck you bitch, since your dumbass signed this pre-nup, that means that I keep the house AND I don't have to put up with your shit. So YOU and YOUR kids can both get the fuck out! I'm THE GODDAMN KING of MY domain!!!

by Mr. Dwayne November 10, 2004

Prowler

One of the most beautiful throwback vehicles Chyrsler ever made. It's a shame they stoped making them. A beautiful car that would be a travesty to drive in a sub par part of town.

My prowler is the greatest investment to date, next to a 61' big screen tv.

by Mr. Dwayne October 21, 2004

Sperm Partner

The person that help you, (or you helped) conscieve a child or multiple children together.

See Baby Momma, Baby Daddy

Sheryl was no more than just a sperm partner to David, who had 7 different sexual partners who happened to father his children.

Sheryl was one of David's sperm partners becuse she accepted his semen into her vagina for 9 months until the baby plopped out.

by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004