Mr special 's definitions
The girl whose birthday is being celebrated for the month leading up to her birthday. Everyday she receives something in the mail for her birthday. From postcards to sealed cards to wrapped packages.
"What's with the cool stuff you're getting in the mail?"
"I'm the birthday month girl."
"What's her deal?"
"She's the birthday month girl."
"Oh. So she's special."
"There's no talking to her."
"I'm the birthday month girl."
"What's her deal?"
"She's the birthday month girl."
"Oh. So she's special."
"There's no talking to her."
by Mr Special November 2, 2018

A reference to a person that could have been the true love of your life. A reference to a person you always wonder "What if...?"
"Dude! Who is that girl over there talking to your girlfriend? She is so hot!"
"The one that got away."
"Girl who's that handsome guy talking to your husband?"
"The one that got away."
"The one that got away."
"Girl who's that handsome guy talking to your husband?"
"The one that got away."
by Mr Special August 18, 2019

by Mr Special September 1, 2018

'Dude you hook up with that girl last night? You spent bank. She was all over you. Was she a bitchorslut?"
"She let me buy her drinks."
"Bitch."
"She let me buy her drinks."
"Bitch."
by Mr Special July 8, 2019

Color coded wrist bands you bring to any party, concert, scene etc that you hand out to girls based on what you want from them. Like kiss, spank, cuff, tug, suck, fuck, anal, etc. That way they all know who is on board for the night.
"Hi. Can I have a kiss?"
"Sure."
"Here's a color coded wrist band. Hold that thought."
"Why don't we go up to my room and fuck?"
"Great idea. Here's a color coded wrist band. There's some girls I want you to meet.
"Sure."
"Here's a color coded wrist band. Hold that thought."
"Why don't we go up to my room and fuck?"
"Great idea. Here's a color coded wrist band. There's some girls I want you to meet.
by Mr Special November 2, 2018

"That guy wanted to fuck like right now but I told him friends first".
"Dude what happened to you?"
"I was so turned on I thought my cock was going to start speaking for itself but when I put my hand on her vag she said "Whoa! Friends first."
"Dude what happened to you?"
"I was so turned on I thought my cock was going to start speaking for itself but when I put my hand on her vag she said "Whoa! Friends first."
by Mr Special August 19, 2019

by Mr Special August 16, 2019
