Carcamping

Euphemism for living in your car

"Let's go to your pad and ball."
"I'm carcamping tonight."

"How much is your rent?"
"Right now I'm carcamping."

by Mr Special August 17, 2019

Choke hold

When you grab her head and pound your cock in her throat without giving her a chance to catch a breath

I thought she was gonna pass out when I had her in that choke hold. Then I blew my load and she was covered in nosespum

by Mr Special August 17, 2019

Dickrulette

The game where girls get on a rotating table with their heads in the center and as the table spins your dick flicks on their asses tell the table stops turning. Every spins a winner

"I couldn't get a hold of you last night. What were you up to?"
"Winning big at dickrulette."

by Mr Special August 17, 2019

Sombreros but not all breros

The capricious nature of life. Seeing both sides. Taking the good with the bad. Moving on.

"I haven't seen your boyfriend around."
"Well you know, sombreros but not all breros."

by Mr Special September 10, 2018

WTFG

Way To Fucking Go

"Dude! Did you see her skate to the bridge railing then 1 and 1/2 pike into the lake?"
"Yeah! I was like WTFG!"

"She sent me the most awesome pictures and I sent her back WTFG!"

by Mr Special September 30, 2021

Short strokes

Near completion

"Are you finished jacking off?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."

"How's dinner coming?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019

Disneyanastasia

A girl that is so into Disneyland that she is like a mythical missing princess from the magic kingdom.

That girl transforms when she goes to Disneyland. She becomes like a missing princess. Like a Disneyanastasia

by Mr Special September 05, 2018