Mr special 's definitions

open all the windows

A euphemism for letting the sun and air back into your life. To decide to move forward with a positive attitude.

"Wow you're looking better today."
"I woke up this morning and decided to open all the windows."

"Let's go out tonight."
"Really?"
"You bet. We"ll go to your place, open all the windows and get you looking great."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019

soccermomswholiketotakeituptheass

A gathering of milfs who are in great shape

"So what was the PTA meeting like?"
"Total soccermomswholiketotakeituptheass."

by Mr Special September 10, 2021

RBNR

Really But Not Really

When I'm out all I think about is balling every good looking woman I see. Then I'll get to talking with them and reality sets in and I'm like RBNR

by Mr Special March 17, 2021

sir real

A guy who is completely spaced.

"Dude that guy is so wasted. Who is he?
"Sir Real."

by Mr Special July 8, 2019

Short strokes

Near completion

"Are you finished jacking off?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."

"How's dinner coming?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019

blonde goth

An extremely rare creature. Always with blonde hair (except maybe the roots) never in a dark shade. Notable for exhibiting a singular ability to stand out from the scene not just for hair color but for non parallel efforts in dress and makeup. Or undress as the case may be.

"See that blonde goth girl? She so stands out from the crowd starting with her hair color."

by Mr Special July 8, 2018

Carcamping

Euphemism for living in your car

"Let's go to your pad and ball."
"I'm carcamping tonight."

"How much is your rent?"
"Right now I'm carcamping."

by Mr Special August 16, 2019