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international fantasy

Being with three women that don't speak your language nor any language that any two of you understand.
"Dude who are these women and what are they saying?"
"I don't know either but last night was an international fantasy."

"I met three women in the hotel bar last night. None of them spoke English or any common laguage."
"Holy shit dude!"
"I know right? We went up to my room and It was an international fantasy.
by Mr Special September 5, 2018
mugGet the international fantasymug.

tis

"Is your cock ready to rock?"
"Tis."
by Mr Special August 16, 2019
mugGet the tismug.

Betty

This woman walked up to me and I was like "Hello Betty!"
by Mr Special July 15, 2019
mugGet the Bettymug.

our high school reunion

Your high school reunion goals will vary.
5 years: look like you drove straight from the beach, toast your dead friends, drain the bar, get laid.
10 years: own it, crush it, get blown repeatedly.
20 years: arrive late, sit down with your remaining friends who saved you a seat and ordered your favorite cocktail, get blown at the reunion and shag in the hotel.
30 years: get a room, bring color coded wrist bands and hand them out to the girls you want to blow you, tug you, bang etc.
Her: "Hi! I'm so glad you made it to our high school reunion!"
You: "Where's the bar? Your ass looks great! You got a room? Here's a wrist band."
by Mr Special September 10, 2018
mugGet the our high school reunionmug.

Nosespum

When your cum comes out her nostrils
I was balls deep in her mouth when I blew my load then she was gagging and blowing nosespum
by Mr Special August 16, 2019
mugGet the Nosespummug.

into archeology

Being into older women.
" WTF? He's banging his mother in law?"
"Hey, he's into archeology.

"Your date is your step-grandmother?"
"Yup."
"How into archeoloy are you?"
by Mr Special September 11, 2018
mugGet the into archeologymug.

CVS

"Wow your interior is huge too!"
"CVS all the way baby."
by Mr Special August 16, 2019
mugGet the CVSmug.

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