The girl whose birthday is being celebrated for the month leading up to her birthday. Everyday she receives something in the mail for her birthday. From postcards to sealed cards to wrapped packages.
"What's with the cool stuff you're getting in the mail?"
"I'm the birthday month girl."
"What's her deal?"
"She's the birthday month girl."
"Oh. So she's special."
"There's no talking to her."
"I'm the birthday month girl."
"What's her deal?"
"She's the birthday month girl."
"Oh. So she's special."
"There's no talking to her."
by Mr Special November 02, 2018
"Are you finished jacking off?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."
"How's dinner coming?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."
"I'm down to the short strokes."
"How's dinner coming?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."
by Mr Special August 18, 2019
A girl that is so into Disneyland that she is like a mythical missing princess from the magic kingdom.
That girl transforms when she goes to Disneyland. She becomes like a missing princess. Like a Disneyanastasia
by Mr Special September 05, 2018
by Mr Special August 17, 2019
That guys cute.
Yeah but HAEUO.
You guys are made for each other. You gonna go out again?
No. Cause HAEUO.
Yeah but HAEUO.
You guys are made for each other. You gonna go out again?
No. Cause HAEUO.
by Mr Special March 18, 2021
The girl you know you want above all others but will never have. You love her so much you just want the best for her
Great to see you again! Glad you're so successful. Listen, there's this girl I know I'd like you to meet."
by Mr Special April 23, 2020
What you can say no matter how akward or compromising your present situation. A go to stalling statement.
Her: "Why is your fly open?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Wtf are you doing talking with her?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Are you too drunk to fuck?"
You: "What are we doing?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Wtf are you doing talking with her?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Are you too drunk to fuck?"
You: "What are we doing?"
by Mr Special September 11, 2018