51 definitions by Mr Special

speaking for itself

To ejaculate unexpectedly

I was getting so worked up then bam! My dick started speaking for itself.

by Mr Special September 11, 2021

Choke hold

When you grab her head and pound your cock in her throat without giving her a chance to catch a breath

I thought she was gonna pass out when I had her in that choke hold. Then I blew my load and she was covered in nosespum

by Mr Special August 17, 2019

Carcamping

Euphemism for living in your car

"Let's go to your pad and ball."
"I'm carcamping tonight."

"How much is your rent?"
"Right now I'm carcamping."

by Mr Special August 17, 2019

international fantasy

Being with three women that don't speak your language nor any language that any two of you understand.

"Dude who are these women and what are they saying?"
"I don't know either but last night was an international fantasy."

"I met three women in the hotel bar last night. None of them spoke English or any common laguage."
"Holy shit dude!"
"I know right? We went up to my room and It was an international fantasy.

by Mr Special September 5, 2018

Dickrulette

The game where girls get on a rotating table with their heads in the center and as the table spins your dick flicks on their asses tell the table stops turning. Every spins a winner

"I couldn't get a hold of you last night. What were you up to?"
"Winning big at dickrulette."

by Mr Special August 17, 2019

Sombreros but not all breros

The capricious nature of life. Seeing both sides. Taking the good with the bad. Moving on.

"I haven't seen your boyfriend around."
"Well you know, sombreros but not all breros."

by Mr Special September 10, 2018

into archeology

Being into older women.

" WTF? He's banging his mother in law?"
"Hey, he's into archeology.

"Your date is your step-grandmother?"
"Yup."
"How into archeoloy are you?"

by Mr Special September 11, 2018