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"What are you gonna do today?"
"I got nothing left but bad choices."
"How are you gonna get your girlfriend back?"
"I got nothing left but bad choices."
"I'm sorry to hear about your spouse passing."
"Yeah and now I got nothing left but bad choices."
"I got nothing left but bad choices."
"How are you gonna get your girlfriend back?"
"I got nothing left but bad choices."
"I'm sorry to hear about your spouse passing."
"Yeah and now I got nothing left but bad choices."
by Mr Special August 18, 2019
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Who was last night? Have you called her?
Too early. NOTP. Strictly USPS mail for now.
Good call. No pun intended.
Too early. NOTP. Strictly USPS mail for now.
Good call. No pun intended.
by Mr Special March 20, 2021
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Really But Not Really
When I'm out all I think about is balling every good looking woman I see. Then I'll get to talking with them and reality sets in and I'm like RBNR
by Mr Special March 17, 2021
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A euphemism for letting the sun and air back into your life. To decide to move forward with a positive attitude.
"Wow you're looking better today."
"I woke up this morning and decided to open all the windows."
"Let's go out tonight."
"Really?"
"You bet. We"ll go to your place, open all the windows and get you looking great."
"I woke up this morning and decided to open all the windows."
"Let's go out tonight."
"Really?"
"You bet. We"ll go to your place, open all the windows and get you looking great."
by Mr Special August 18, 2019
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Your high school reunion goals will vary.
5 years: look like you drove straight from the beach, toast your dead friends, drain the bar, get laid.
10 years: own it, crush it, get blown repeatedly.
20 years: arrive late, sit down with your remaining friends who saved you a seat and ordered your favorite cocktail, get blown at the reunion and shag in the hotel.
30 years: get a room, bring color coded wrist bands and hand them out to the girls you want to blow you, tug you, bang etc.
5 years: look like you drove straight from the beach, toast your dead friends, drain the bar, get laid.
10 years: own it, crush it, get blown repeatedly.
20 years: arrive late, sit down with your remaining friends who saved you a seat and ordered your favorite cocktail, get blown at the reunion and shag in the hotel.
30 years: get a room, bring color coded wrist bands and hand them out to the girls you want to blow you, tug you, bang etc.
Her: "Hi! I'm so glad you made it to our high school reunion!"
You: "Where's the bar? Your ass looks great! You got a room? Here's a wrist band."
You: "Where's the bar? Your ass looks great! You got a room? Here's a wrist band."
by Mr Special September 10, 2018
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'Dude you hook up with that girl last night? You spent bank. She was all over you. Was she a bitchorslut?"
"She let me buy her drinks."
"Bitch."
"She let me buy her drinks."
"Bitch."
by Mr Special July 08, 2019
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"Let's go to your pad and ball."
"I'm carcamping tonight."
"How much is your rent?"
"Right now I'm carcamping."
"I'm carcamping tonight."
"How much is your rent?"
"Right now I'm carcamping."
by Mr Special August 16, 2019
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