merkage

the process of a seriously being merked to an extreme extent.

"Yo, Bush needs some serious merkage!"

by Moses August 24, 2004

bum sticks

Came from Pete's experiences with his butthole and random sticks

= Sticking any objects in the hole of one's anus, like a butt plug

Pete uses bum sticks

by moses June 06, 2004

dido

The Same Ass

I love you. Dido.

by Moses July 24, 2003

beef

To fail to complete a surfing/skateboarding/snowboarding/biking, stunt, by crashing usually involving bodily harm.

Robby attempted a half air-to-air tick-tack fakey, but he got the willies mid-air, bailed out, and beefed on the quarter-pipe flat. His face was mush.

by Moses March 05, 2004

war pigs

(noun). A game in which you and your friends try to fuck the ugliest bitch you can find and whoever bags the nastiest bitch wins. (typically played when drunk and/or high)

Ryan: Chris is so fucked up, every time we go out all he wants to do is play warpigs.

Dima: Yeah I know, everynight that ass brings back the nastiest slapper I have ever seen.

by Moses April 07, 2005

K-T

Kroger Tard- Someone who works at the Kroger grocery store.

My friend Krug is a tard to begin with, now he works at Kroger and is a KT.

by Moses December 13, 2003

Rey

A very very cool guy, with a penis the size of Nebraska (The Springsteen album... since it's an LP, it has a diameter of 12"). He's hot, he's cool... he's just so "very".

Also known as a "Reybee".

I wish I were Rey

by Moses January 14, 2004