A girl, typically in high school, who claims she has a stalker or two, when really she's just confused in the head. Basically, this is the kind of girl who will never get laid but likes to pretend that guys are all over her when they're not. Generally annoying.
Dumbass: "Oh my god, that guy is totally stalking me, teehee!"
Me: "Shut up, Mina, you've never had a boyfriend in your life and you're never going to get laid."
Dumbass: "You're just jealous!"
Me: "I have a boyfriend and I'm not ugly, so no, I'm not jealous. Get your head out of your ass."
Me: "Shut up, Mina, you've never had a boyfriend in your life and you're never going to get laid."
Dumbass: "You're just jealous!"
Me: "I have a boyfriend and I'm not ugly, so no, I'm not jealous. Get your head out of your ass."
by Morbidia May 30, 2005
Generally a freshman or sophomore girl in high school who dresses in all black and claims that they're "gothic", even if they've never heard of any gothic bands such as Bauhaus, Clan Of Xymox, etc. They tend to think that bands such as Marilyn Manson and Slipknot are goth. They cut themselves for attention, and they usually cut on the wrong side of their arm to make it more noticable. Generally wear T-shirts so you can see the scars, but cover them up when they get home.
1. Stupid Freshman: "Oh my god, Jackie cut herself again because her boyfriend didn't call her back last night!"
Mature Junior: "Who cares?"
2. Jackie smiled as she cut herself one night and said, "Haha, now my boyfriend will HAVE to love me!"
Mature Junior: "Who cares?"
2. Jackie smiled as she cut herself one night and said, "Haha, now my boyfriend will HAVE to love me!"
by Morbidia May 29, 2005
When one becomes envious of others, usually the others being their "friends" and they are usually envious because their friends are secure and they are not. The often deny being jealous.
Camille is jealous of Suzanne because Suzanne has had he same boyfriend for over a year, and Camille has too much acne to be in a relationship.
One day, Camille's parents gave her a car. Camille bragged about it to Suzanne, but Suzanne didn't really give a shit because Suzanne wasn't dependant on her parents.
One day, Camille's parents gave her a car. Camille bragged about it to Suzanne, but Suzanne didn't really give a shit because Suzanne wasn't dependant on her parents.
by Morbidia May 30, 2005
What a bunch of shit-eating teenagers post in their equally annoying MySpace blogs and LiveJournal entries. No one ever reads them because no one cares what toothpaste their friends use, but they love filling them out themselves because they think they're hot shit.
"Dude check out that 1000-question survey on my LiveJournal!"
"No thanks, I think I'll study for that big History test instead. Get a life."
"No thanks, I think I'll study for that big History test instead. Get a life."
by Morbidia May 30, 2005
Pictures found under the definition of "love" in Urban Dictionary. Usually they're of disgusting couples making out, and in a few months from now they'll be broken up and wondering why they EVER posted those butt-ugly photos on UD.
Gross, I did NOT want to see that acne-faced couple making out. I think I'd rather eat my own vomit.
by Morbidia May 30, 2005
An old game that involves eating an animal cracker (sometimes the frosted kind) off of any part of another person's unclothed body. Usually played in a small group, but I doubt anyone plays this game anymore. It was basically a cheap way at getting intimate with other people.
1. Sheryl and John played the animal cracker game after school... I guess they can't afford canned whipped cream.
2. Jessica was in a group that played the animal cracker game Saturday night, what a whore!
2. Jessica was in a group that played the animal cracker game Saturday night, what a whore!
by Morbidia May 29, 2005
"Virgin For Life". Typically the boys wear tighty whities, long white socks, and video game-themed shirts. The girls wear Invader Zim shirts and carry around manga books.
Anime nerds are automatic VFLs, unless they find a fellow anime nerd who will screw them while they roleplay as Pikachu and Sailor Moon.
by Morbidia May 30, 2005