ball and chain

My girlfriend!

Take away this ball and chain!

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

lay some scratch

Leaving a shit stain in your tighty whitey's. Usually brought on by farting a lil too hard!

Man Ed layed some schratch in his underwear today!

by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002

Monkey brains

the look your nuttsacks make when you squash them between your legs

Hey check out my monkeybrains!

by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002

909 gangbang

A gangbang where everyone involved is related

you going to that 909 gangbang in NORCO?

by mooseknuckles October 26, 2002

Last man in the gangbang

To get fucked out of something!

man I waited to get those concert tickets, Just to be the last man in the gangbang!

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

aunt flo

a womans menstral period!

Aunt flo's in town! so I may go get my red wings

by mooseknuckles October 25, 2002

stale meatloaf

a hard shit thats as firm as it is huge!

Man I had to drop some stale meatloaf just now!

by mooseknuckles October 25, 2002