Definitions by MooseKnuckles

ball and chain 

My girlfriend!

Take away this ball and chain!

ball and chain by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

bean juice 

a fart accompanied by anal leakage

I thought I had a hemmoriod! Biy was I relieved that it was only bean juice

bean juice by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

shorty's 

all your kids legitamite or illagitamite

-Wheres all your shorty's?
- yo fool lookie here noe dey all be wit dey babies momma's cuz fo sho!

shorty's by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

corn on the crap 

when too much undigested corn ends up in your stool!

Whew that BBQ gave me corn on the crap!

corn on the crap by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

Blow some mudd 

take a shit

Man I better go blow some mudd! or I may end up with some bean juice

Blow some mudd by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

High hard one 

getting stiffed.

man I got the high hard one on that rice grinder

High hard one by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

jackhole 

a dumbshit

Fucker quit being a jackhole!

jackhole by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002