Urban Dictionary: Definitions by MooseKnuckles

lay some scratch

Leaving a shit stain in your tighty whitey's. Usually brought on by farting a lil too hard!

Man Ed layed some schratch in his underwear today!

man I waited to get those concert tickets, Just to be the last man in the gangbang!

any beer over the size of 22 oz. you drink while driving

wanna stop and get some road soda for the long drive home?

Banging a chick and not washing off h crud she left.

I still have stacies stank on my hang-low! It's been 7 days!

The things on a womans chest that make her sooo intresting.

Eds been staring at her tits soo long its gonna take a week to wash the stare off of em!

Tits by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

A woman who wears flannel and sports a mullet

Hey look d.j.'s going hiking with her dyke mullet!