Definitions by MooseKnuckles

corn on the crap 

when too much undigested corn ends up in your stool!

Whew that BBQ gave me corn on the crap!

corn on the crap by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

shorty's 

all your kids legitamite or illagitamite

-Wheres all your shorty's?
- yo fool lookie here noe dey all be wit dey babies momma's cuz fo sho!

shorty's by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

brown snail 

Turd that leaves a streak on its way down the toilet

I said goodbye to my family of brown snails as they returned to the ocean to play and make babies.

brown snail by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

Road Soda 

any beer over the size of 22 oz. you drink while driving

wanna stop and get some road soda for the long drive home?

Road Soda by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

Blow some mudd 

take a shit

Man I better go blow some mudd! or I may end up with some bean juice

Blow some mudd by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

High hard one 

getting stiffed.

man I got the high hard one on that rice grinder

High hard one by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

jackhole 

a dumbshit

Fucker quit being a jackhole!

jackhole by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002