Moon Worshiper's definitions

Social Traveler

That guy that sat next to you on an airplane who tried to drum up conversations over the most awkward topics.

"So, where ya headed?"

"Same place you are. Why'd you ask?"

"Forgive me, I'm a bit of a social traveler."

by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022

Trivorce

When a group of three friends splits up.

"How has your social life been lately?"

"Not so good. I got a trivorce recently."

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022

Show your work

Something math teachers ask you to do when they have nothing better to do and want to fill up their lesson with busy work in case the principal walks in.

"Don't forget to show your work."

"Why, though? The problem is 1+1..."

"Always show your work, no matter how useless it is, children. It will secure you a slot at your dream college."

by Moon Worshiper August 29, 2022

Trumposis

A mental disorder characterized by a strong tendency to lie.

"You lied again. Your psychiatrist thinks you might have trumposis."

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022

Song

A series of complementary chords and lyrics arranged in a poetic manner in such a way as to elicit specific emotions.

"Hey, have you heard of that new song?"

"Oh, yes! It brings such joy to my heart."

by Moon Worshiper August 29, 2022

pasta la vista

What white girls say when leaving an Italian restaurant.

"Thank you for your service. We hope you enjoyed."

"Pasta la vista!"

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022

PE

Child abuse

"Hey, how was PE?"

"They made us run a mile when it was a hundred degrees. PE is child abuse."

by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022