Moon Worshiper's definitions

PE

Child abuse

"Hey, how was PE?"

"They made us run a mile when it was a hundred degrees. PE is child abuse."

by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022

Capture the King

A little known modification of chess in which you win the game by capturing the king like you would capture any other piece instead of checkmating the king.

"I would rather play Capture the King. Chess is too hard."

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022

Republican

Describes people with a serious mental condition with symptoms such as regular hypocrisy, being out of touch with reality, and a dangerous lack of empathy.

"You think climate change is a hoax? You must be a republican."

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022

Triclops

The word for someone with a third eye.

"Open your third eye and embrace the triclops in you."

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022

AirPod Kid

That kid at your school, typically a boy, who wears AirPods constantly, has semi long hair, wears a gold chain, and whose main purpose in life is getting girls.

"You wear AirPods in your sleep? You are such an AirPod kid."

by Moon Worshiper August 29, 2022

Trumposis

A mental disorder characterized by a strong tendency to lie.

"You lied again. Your psychiatrist thinks you might have trumposis."

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022

Trivorce

When a group of three friends splits up.

"How has your social life been lately?"

"Not so good. I got a trivorce recently."

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022