9 definitions by Moon Daddy

boat load

Precisely one half of one fuck load.

"Get me two boat loads of mustard for my face."

by Moon Daddy February 27, 2008

dutch pickle

Traditional Netherlander method of preserving the penis of deceased husband in brine to be used by the wife in perpetuity. First usage dates to late 16th century Amsterdam.

"The Dutch pickle everything. Even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020

dutch pickle

Preserving in brine the detached penis of the Dutch husband after death. First usage traced to late 16th century Amsterdam, the dutch pickle pre-dates the modern dildo by four hundred years.

"The Dutch pickle everything, even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020

yummy down

An expression used to request fellatio from someone. Generally not used instances relating to cunnilingus.

C'mon girl, yummy down on this.

by Moon Daddy June 12, 2005

CremaFarm

(Verb) -- Swirling a glass of espresso after it's already mostly been drank to harvest the few remaining streaks of crema stuck to the sides of the glass.

I cremafarmed the remaining fat off of the sides of my espresso to get all the flavor.

by Moon Daddy November 26, 2021

junkmilk

Semen.

I poured a some junkmilk into her mouth.

by Moon Daddy October 6, 2011

dilden

The proper pluralization of dildo, as opposed to dildos.

She utilized many dilden during her performance of The Aristocrats.

by Moon Daddy February 28, 2008