Moon Daddy's definitions

mudhoof

Resembling the crud-encrusted extremity of a hard-working equine, the mudhoof refers to ridiculously oversized labia which make the legendary "beef curtains" look like a fresh young peach.

Any owner of said mudhoof can also be referred to as one themselves.

"I choked while going down on her, as she was the owner of a particularly large, sweaty mudhoof."

by Moon Daddy July 19, 2012

dutch pickle

Traditional Netherlander method of preserving the penis of deceased husband in brine to be used by the wife in perpetuity. First usage dates to late 16th century Amsterdam.

"The Dutch pickle everything. Even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020

CremaFarm

(Verb) -- Swirling a glass of espresso after it's already mostly been drank to harvest the few remaining streaks of crema stuck to the sides of the glass.

I cremafarmed the remaining fat off of the sides of my espresso to get all the flavor.

by Moon Daddy November 26, 2021

junkmilk

Semen.

I poured a some junkmilk into her mouth.

by Moon Daddy October 6, 2011

yummy down

An expression used to request fellatio from someone. Generally not used instances relating to cunnilingus.

C'mon girl, yummy down on this.

by Moon Daddy June 26, 2005

shrinkubus

The penis of an incubus that has become flaccid during an attempted nocturnal rape.

"That demon's penis just went all shrinkubus."

by Moon Daddy August 19, 2008

dutch pickle

Preserving in brine the detached penis of the Dutch husband after death. First usage traced to late 16th century Amsterdam, the dutch pickle pre-dates the modern dildo by four hundred years.

"The Dutch pickle everything, even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020