Definitions by Moon Daddy

CremaFarm 

(Verb) -- Swirling a glass of espresso after it's already mostly been drank to harvest the few remaining streaks of crema stuck to the sides of the glass.

I cremafarmed the remaining fat off of the sides of my espresso to get all the flavor.

CremaFarm by Moon Daddy November 26, 2021

dutch pickle 

Preserving in brine the detached penis of the Dutch husband after death. First usage traced to late 16th century Amsterdam, the dutch pickle pre-dates the modern dildo by four hundred years.

"The Dutch pickle everything, even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

dutch pickle by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020

dutch pickle 

Traditional Netherlander method of preserving the penis of deceased husband in brine to be used by the wife in perpetuity. First usage dates to late 16th century Amsterdam.

"The Dutch pickle everything. Even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

dutch pickle by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020

mudhoof 

Resembling the crud-encrusted extremity of a hard-working equine, the mudhoof refers to ridiculously oversized labia which make the legendary "beef curtains" look like a fresh young peach.

Any owner of said mudhoof can also be referred to as one themselves.

"I choked while going down on her, as she was the owner of a particularly large, sweaty mudhoof."

mudhoof by Moon Daddy July 19, 2012

junkmilk

Semen.

I poured a some junkmilk into her mouth.

junkmilk by Moon Daddy October 6, 2011

shrinkubus

The penis of an incubus that has become flaccid during an attempted nocturnal rape.

"That demon's penis just went all shrinkubus."

shrinkubus by Moon Daddy August 19, 2008

dilden 

The proper pluralization of dildo, as opposed to dildos.

She utilized many dilden during her performance of The Aristocrats.

dilden by Moon Daddy February 28, 2008