Definitions by Monty Park

Callback 

A joke that references an earlier joke, popularized by the TV show Arrested Development.

Great, more hand-loss callbacks...

Callback by Monty Park June 26, 2009

Deep Southwest 

New Mexico, Arizona, and Southern California - an area typically more conservative than the rest of the southwestern region (with the obvious exception of Utah), and, paradoxically, with closer ties to Mexico.

"Even though burritos were invented in San Francisco, it is not considered to be part of the deep southwest."

Deep Southwest by Monty Park June 24, 2009

Declezville 

A village in California and a suburb of Riverside. A blighted wasteland of junkyards and trucking facilities believed by many to be a portal to hell, and in grave danger of being swallowed up by Fontucky.

"Declezville, CA, 92337"

Declezville by Monty Park June 22, 2009

North Lake 

A collection of neighborhoods northeast of downtown Pasadena, California. This area has long been home to the Pasadena redneck bloc, consisting mainly of Cajuns, Cubans, Italians, and Beck; though there are a good deal of Oreos, Salvadorans. The area is also a hotbed of rude boy culture.

If you want some idea of what North Lake is like, just listen to the song "Loser."

Rich people from Oak Knoll have been afraid to drive through this area since the early '70s.

"I have to go to this party in North Lake."
"Do you have a gun?"

North Lake by Monty Park June 22, 2009

Bald Brothers 

Compatriots in the bald community, will give each other thumbs up as a means of empowerment in the face of vicious anti-bald bias.

"They're my bald brothers. We don't have meetings or anything, but we'll nod or something."

Bald Brothers by Monty Park June 10, 2009

Taste Police

The City of Pasadena Municipal Code Enforcement Agency, a massive and labrynthine organization determined to crack down on vile and dangerous house painters, gardeners, and guerilla artists- especially filmmakers.

Joe: "Hey, I thought you put in a new fence."

Jeff: "Yeah, the Taste Police made me take it down, they said it wasn't colonial-looking enough and threatened to arrest me."

Taste Police by Monty Park June 9, 2009

Carpet Hungry 

1. Expressing a sudden desire to perform the cunnilingial arts, akin to the munchies.

see also Hungry like the wolf.

God dammit, I'm carpet hungry. Why didn't I get my last licks in when I got the chance?

Carpet Hungry by Monty Park January 14, 2009