Deep Southwest

New Mexico, Arizona, and Southern California - an area typically more conservative than the rest of the southwestern region (with the obvious exception of Utah), and, paradoxically, with closer ties to Mexico.
"Even though burritos were invented in San Francisco, it is not considered to be part of the deep southwest."
by Monty Park June 25, 2009
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Taste Police

The City of Pasadena Municipal Code Enforcement Agency, a massive and labrynthine organization determined to crack down on vile and dangerous house painters, gardeners, and guerilla artists- especially filmmakers.
Joe: "Hey, I thought you put in a new fence."

Jeff: "Yeah, the Taste Police made me take it down, they said it wasn't colonial-looking enough and threatened to arrest me."
by Monty Park June 09, 2009
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Palinization

The temporary use of government as a tool for personal mafia-style tactics.
The Moreaux mayorship has helped to start the Palinization of Perth-Amboy politics.
by Monty Park July 04, 2009
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anti-compilationist

Someone who finds the idea of compilation CDs revolting for at least one of the following reasons:

1. The song-by-song nature of digital downloading has made compilations a restrictive, overexpensive, and unnecessary.

2. By buying it you allow the record companies to define what's "the best," which usually consists of the singles that those companies pushed hardest, and everyone knows the best songs on an album are the ones you never hear on the radio.

3. By buying compilations, you are denying yourself the pleasure of listening to an wide catalogue of music as it was first listened to, and thus have no sense of history.

4. Any compilations you do have in your possession should be hand-crafted and traded with prospective girlfriends.
Arthur: Ugh, my Mom just bought the Cars' greatest hits. She just doesn't get it.

Doug: Why must you be such an anti-compilationist?
by Monty Park July 06, 2009
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Carpet Hungry

1. Expressing a sudden desire to perform the cunnilingial arts, akin to the munchies.

see also Hungry like the wolf.
God dammit, I'm carpet hungry. Why didn't I get my last licks in when I got the chance?
by Monty Park September 30, 2008
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Welch wedge

The epic wedgie a teenage boy would get for wearing a Jack Welch suit to school.
I'd wear it to school, but who needs a Welch wedge?
by Monty Park August 05, 2009
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