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disruption

(Noun)
Buzzword used by Silicon Valley gurus, often in conjunction with innovation, as in 'disruptive innovation'. It's supposed to sound cool and radical - like revolution - but it's also terribly empty, so technies and entrepreneurs using the term constantly have to explain why the digital world is so disruptive, compared to like the Industrial Revolution. Which is where it all falls flat.
"We are creating a 3D World, where Data and Digital combine to Disrupt current business models. Only when that happens, you actually see Disruption at work."
by Monticello-W February 17, 2017
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unarousing nudity

(Noun)
The state or quality of being naked in a way that does, for some reason, not arouse the spectator(s). Unarousing nudity is typically a form of casual nudity in a context that takes the sting of physical attraction out of it.

Examples include:
- Figure drawing
- Seeing particular people naked, such as your parents
- Doctor's visit

Unarousing nudity does not include not being attracted to someone naked, in whatever circumstances, on account of personal taste (gender, age, physical characteristics, ...).
"It's weird. There I was, in art class, drawing the body of a beautiful, naked, young woman a few feet away from me, and I didn't get aroused at all. Of course it was exciting. Of course I felt artistically stimulated. But not once did I get sexually aroused. Unarousing nudity is a peculiar thing. Goes to show that sexual desire is contextually-made, isn't it?"
by Monticello-W October 19, 2016
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ab crack

(Noun)
Derived from 'abdomen crack'
(1) The appearance of a vertical line - a crack - in the middle of the stomach.
(2) An untenable and unhealthy beauty ideal for young, skinny women.
by Monticello-W October 20, 2016
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Flat chest

(1) a female's upper torso with no or little curvature, having no or very small breasts;
(2) a female with such a chest, or more regularly, who is thought to have a flat chest, but actually just has A or B cups.
Usually meant as an insult or self-deprecating remark, but reclaimed by some as a source of pride and self-worth.
- "I can't believe Yuri's dating that flat chest from art class."
- "Aww, shut up. First of all, she's a beaut, and second, those are definitely B cups."
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
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boob envy

(Noun)
The resentful desire of another woman's bigger or more beautiful breasts. Commonly remarked upon when one female is caught glimpsing into another woman's bosom with a look of envy on her face.

The opposite should really be called reverse boob envy or small boobs envy.
- (whispering) "I so wish I had your boobs!"
- (snooty) "Boob envy? Why don't you get a boob job?"
by Monticello-W October 20, 2016
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small butt

(Noun)
A small pair of buttocks, either being narrow and slim, or not voluminous, or belonging to someone small. It's the opposite of big booty.

While the word is extremely self-evident, there seems to be confusion about what constitutes a small butt. The term is typically used negatively to describe what is actually a flat butt: a behind with little volume, not protruding backwards. When used positively, a small butt refers to an ass that is narrow and compact, meaning it does protrude somewhat backwards, but without the wide hips. In this case it's considered a marker of youth.
- "Are you a boobs guy?"
- "Oh, I sure like boobies, but I'm more of an ass kinda guy."
- "Awww, so you like big booty, huh?"
- "Quite the contrary: I dig small butts!"
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
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