Definitions by Monticello-W
Medieval body shape
(Noun)
A female human body in line with the ideals of Medieval Europe, i.e. a petite and slender figure, small and round breasts high on the chest, and a protruding, round belly.
A female human body in line with the ideals of Medieval Europe, i.e. a petite and slender figure, small and round breasts high on the chest, and a protruding, round belly.
Beauty ideals change over time and depending on the location and context. In Western Europe during the Middle Ages, the nobility set a particular beauty ideal for women: a fragile and petite figure, with small and round breasts high on the chest, and a protruding round belly. The Medieval body shape eventually gave way to new Renaissance ideals.
Medieval body shape by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
casual nudity
(Noun)
The state or quality of being naked in the presence of somebody else, just because it happens or needs to happen, for example when changing clothes in a changing room. The term implies that the person being naked is comfortable with it because it is casual, functional, and thus meaningless. For the other person or people around, casual nudity can still be uncomfortable or awkward. So although the nudity is 'casual', it is typically not meaningless or neutral to at least one party: the spectator usually feels either uncomfortable, embarrassed or aroused. The very idea of someone being naked without giving a fuck is a pretty sexy idea to some. Hence, casual nudity is not the same as unarousing nudity.
The state or quality of being naked in the presence of somebody else, just because it happens or needs to happen, for example when changing clothes in a changing room. The term implies that the person being naked is comfortable with it because it is casual, functional, and thus meaningless. For the other person or people around, casual nudity can still be uncomfortable or awkward. So although the nudity is 'casual', it is typically not meaningless or neutral to at least one party: the spectator usually feels either uncomfortable, embarrassed or aroused. The very idea of someone being naked without giving a fuck is a pretty sexy idea to some. Hence, casual nudity is not the same as unarousing nudity.
A: "I used to fantasize about dropping in on my sister being naked in the bathroom, but it never happened."
B: "Casual nudity is the bomb!"
C: "Nah, it's overrated. There's nothing like somebody consciously flirting with you."
B: "Still, yo, being casually naked and realizing somebody's watching you -- that's hot!"
B: "Casual nudity is the bomb!"
C: "Nah, it's overrated. There's nothing like somebody consciously flirting with you."
B: "Still, yo, being casually naked and realizing somebody's watching you -- that's hot!"
casual nudity by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
small breasts
(Noun, plural)
Female breasts that are considered small, i.e. smaller than average or smaller than what is considered beautiful. With a huge variety in breast sizes as well as preferences, what are considered small breasts differs widely, too. The smallest bra size is an AA cup, followed by A and B, which are often considered small. Some women have a truly flat chest, with hardly any protrusions on the chest.
It is sometimes thought that all heterosexual men prefer large breasts, and while this is definitely very true for some, it is not true for all men. Some women and men have a distinct preferences for small breasts or so-called ibts.
Female breasts that are considered small, i.e. smaller than average or smaller than what is considered beautiful. With a huge variety in breast sizes as well as preferences, what are considered small breasts differs widely, too. The smallest bra size is an AA cup, followed by A and B, which are often considered small. Some women have a truly flat chest, with hardly any protrusions on the chest.
It is sometimes thought that all heterosexual men prefer large breasts, and while this is definitely very true for some, it is not true for all men. Some women and men have a distinct preferences for small breasts or so-called ibts.
- "Don't you think men prefer big boobs?"
- "Some probably do, but I'm pretty sure others prefer small breasts."
- "Yeah, sure, small, but not like my mosquito bites for sure."
- "You'd be surprised, sis. I once had a boyfriend who thought my handful of Bs was a little bit too much. He'd been happier with smaller, even."
- "Some probably do, but I'm pretty sure others prefer small breasts."
- "Yeah, sure, small, but not like my mosquito bites for sure."
- "You'd be surprised, sis. I once had a boyfriend who thought my handful of Bs was a little bit too much. He'd been happier with smaller, even."
small breasts by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
small butt
(Noun)
A small pair of buttocks, either being narrow and slim, or not voluminous, or belonging to someone small. It's the opposite of big booty.
While the word is extremely self-evident, there seems to be confusion about what constitutes a small butt. The term is typically used negatively to describe what is actually a flat butt: a behind with little volume, not protruding backwards. When used positively, a small butt refers to an ass that is narrow and compact, meaning it does protrude somewhat backwards, but without the wide hips. In this case it's considered a marker of youth.
A small pair of buttocks, either being narrow and slim, or not voluminous, or belonging to someone small. It's the opposite of big booty.
While the word is extremely self-evident, there seems to be confusion about what constitutes a small butt. The term is typically used negatively to describe what is actually a flat butt: a behind with little volume, not protruding backwards. When used positively, a small butt refers to an ass that is narrow and compact, meaning it does protrude somewhat backwards, but without the wide hips. In this case it's considered a marker of youth.
- "Are you a boobs guy?"
- "Oh, I sure like boobies, but I'm more of an ass kinda guy."
- "Awww, so you like big booty, huh?"
- "Quite the contrary: I dig small butts!"
- "Oh, I sure like boobies, but I'm more of an ass kinda guy."
- "Awww, so you like big booty, huh?"
- "Quite the contrary: I dig small butts!"
small butt by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
coniferophilia
(Noun)
(1) (biology) a profound interest in conifers: cone-bearing seed plants with vascular tissue, better known as pine trees, cedars, firs, redwoods, spruces...
(2) (psychiatry) a type of dendrophilia, i.e. sexual attraction to trees, more specifically conifers. Dendrophilia is a paraphilia. Paraphilic dendrophiliacs and coniferophiliacs are aroused by trees and sometimes want to have sexual contact with them. Extremely rare.
(1) (biology) a profound interest in conifers: cone-bearing seed plants with vascular tissue, better known as pine trees, cedars, firs, redwoods, spruces...
(2) (psychiatry) a type of dendrophilia, i.e. sexual attraction to trees, more specifically conifers. Dendrophilia is a paraphilia. Paraphilic dendrophiliacs and coniferophiliacs are aroused by trees and sometimes want to have sexual contact with them. Extremely rare.
- "How come you know so much about pines?"
- "Actually, I was talking about spruces, Jerry. But anyway, I'm a coniferophiliac, really."
- "What the hell? You wanna fuck trees??"
- "No, no, no, it just means I am interested in conifers."
- "That's not what Urban Dictionary says."
- "Actually, I was talking about spruces, Jerry. But anyway, I'm a coniferophiliac, really."
- "What the hell? You wanna fuck trees??"
- "No, no, no, it just means I am interested in conifers."
- "That's not what Urban Dictionary says."
coniferophilia by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
VBL
abbrevation of visible bra line, which denotes that you can see that someone is wearing a bra, because the edges can be seen through the upper layers of clothing, or when the tank top above (or anything alike) does not cover the bra properly. This is something women would want to avoid - but men most certainly like a good VBL.
VBL by Monticello-W December 26, 2012