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ab crack

(Noun)
Derived from 'abdomen crack'
(1) The appearance of a vertical line - a crack - in the middle of the stomach.
(2) An untenable and unhealthy beauty ideal for young, skinny women.
by Monticello-W October 20, 2016
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Nubian

(Noun, Adjective)
(1) A person of ancient Nubia; pertaining to ancient Nubia;
(2) An African or dark-skinned person; of (Sub-Saharan) African descent, or generally referring to a person with dark skin. A somewhat euphemistic or poetic way or referring to black and brown people.
"I only like black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait.
Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away.
If you're a Nubian,
I want you to be in
Every fantasy,
But if you're a whitey,
Say nighty-nighty,
You're just not the girl for me."
-- Steven Lynch
by Monticello-W October 20, 2016
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boob envy

(Noun)
The resentful desire of another woman's bigger or more beautiful breasts. Commonly remarked upon when one female is caught glimpsing into another woman's bosom with a look of envy on her face.

The opposite should really be called reverse boob envy or small boobs envy.
- (whispering) "I so wish I had your boobs!"
- (snooty) "Boob envy? Why don't you get a boob job?"
by Monticello-W October 20, 2016
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reverse boob envy

(Noun)
The resentful desire of another woman's smaller breasts. The opposite of the more common and well-known boob envy, in which a woman envies another female's bigger boobs. Reverse boob envy, also known as small boobs envy, is not well known to most men, but is felt by many women to be true, since small breasts are often more practical, and not seldom just as beautiful as bigger jugs.
"Lovely picture of these two girls! Rare example of reverse boob envy. Look at that girl, envying her gorgeous flat chest."
by Monticello-W October 21, 2016
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disruption

(Noun)
Buzzword used by Silicon Valley gurus, often in conjunction with innovation, as in 'disruptive innovation'. It's supposed to sound cool and radical - like revolution - but it's also terribly empty, so technies and entrepreneurs using the term constantly have to explain why the digital world is so disruptive, compared to like the Industrial Revolution. Which is where it all falls flat.
"We are creating a 3D World, where Data and Digital combine to Disrupt current business models. Only when that happens, you actually see Disruption at work."
by Monticello-W February 17, 2017
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VBL

abbrevation of visible bra line, which denotes that you can see that someone is wearing a bra, because the edges can be seen through the upper layers of clothing, or when the tank top above (or anything alike) does not cover the bra properly. This is something women would want to avoid - but men most certainly like a good VBL.
"Oh sweetie, that's not the right bra for you! I can see your VBL right through that blouse."
by Monticello-W December 26, 2012
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