Barely Breathing

Anthem for our country, our democracy, for Covid victims and victims of police brutality, all gasping for air.

"Barely Breathing" was a 1996 hit song from singer-songwriter Duncan Sheik, now to be sung in protest, shouted in the streets, whispered at the bedsides of the dying.
'Cause I am barely breathing
And I can't find the air
by Monkey's Dad July 14, 2020
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in warm blood

A crime committed, not from passion exactly, yet with some slight degree of feeling.
She was said to have murdered him in warm blood, not that she really cared whether he was sleeping with her best friend, but it irritated her to learn about it on Facebook.
by Monkey's Dad March 07, 2020
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Themocracy

A system of government in which a politician's focus is directed toward one's opponents - "Them" - and not to their constituents.
Both parties devoted all of their time, energy and money to bringing each other down. Imagine if they spent it trying to make life better for those they were elected to 'represent'. We would have an actual Democracy, not the Themocracy we now suffer under.
by Monkey's Dad November 05, 2020
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Hydroxycloroxquine

The bomb. A tablespoon of Clorox mixed with hydroxychloroquine.
If drinking Hydroxycloroxquine meant she could go back to the nail salon, she'd have a double.
by Monkey's Dad April 24, 2020
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Anti-Socialist Behavior

Scorning Bernie for his 'socialist' ideas, then cheering Trump for promising to write everyone a check.
How dare they criticize her anti-socialist behavior?! Bernie wanted to give everyone free healthcare! Because he is Communist! Donald the self-made millionaire is going to send every American some free money, which they can spend any way they want, on beer and bullets, keeping the government out of everyone's life!
by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2020
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Chauvinism

Committing murder in broad daylight.

Named for Derek Chauvin, former Minneapolis police officer who killed George Floyd on May 25, 2020.
Derek Chauvin, in a brazen act of Chauvinism, knelt on George Floyd's neck for nearly nine and a half minutes while Floyd struggled to live, repeatedly gasping I can't breathe, until he died. Chauvin did so in public, as Darnella Frazier, a seventeen-year-old girl, recorded an unflinching video of the episode. Her video went viral, resulting in massive social unrest across America and was the pivotal piece of evidence in securing Chauvin's conviction for murder. He was sentenced to 22 years in prison.
by Monkey's Dad July 11, 2021
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Prozacco

Prozac with bubbles. Sparkling white wine with miraculous antidepressant properties.
She turned off the news, opened a bottle of Prozacco and felt her spirits effervesce.
by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020
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