Definitions by Monkey's Dad
isolassitude
After months of working from home, going nowhere and seeing no one, barely caring to get dressed, he felt crushing isolassitude.
isolassitude by Monkey's Dad May 1, 2020
recirculated err
He tried not to do the same stupid thing more that two hundred times, but it seemed to happen anyway, and he was growing tired of breathing recirculated err.
recirculated err by Monkey's Dad May 1, 2020
Georgia on my Mind
After being "liberated" by its governor, Georgia reported nearly 1,000 new Covid-19 cases in the past 24 hours.
Thinking not of its reopened tattoo parlors, bowling alleys and nail salons, but of all those who would inevitably sicken and suffer, kept Georgia on my mind this morning.
Georgia on my Mind by Monkey's Dad May 1, 2020
American slaughterhouse
By late April, it still had not occurred to anyone in government to question whether the American slaughterhouse shutdowns, due to huge numbers of worker infections, might be a signal that coronavirus was animal-borne.
American slaughterhouse by Monkey's Dad April 29, 2020
saturmontuesfrithurswedsunday
In the COVID-19, stay-at-home time-sense, any given saturmontuesfrithurswedsunday might as well be any other.
saturmontuesfrithurswedsunday by Monkey's Dad April 28, 2020
conspiracy theory
She didn't want a respirator, didn't want to expire. Her inspiration was that once the pandemic passed she might breathe with other people, her conspiracy theory, and it filled her with hope.
conspiracy theory by Monkey's Dad April 27, 2020
Coronundrum
As the months wore on, all hopeful answers leading to dead ends, coronavirus threatened to become an incurable coronundrum.
Coronundrum by Monkey's Dad April 26, 2020