Excessively orderly and fussy, paying too much attention to detail, as the result of being locked in during the coronaviral era.
She had always been relaxed and carefree. But with nowhere to go and no one to see, she reorganized every item in the bathroom cabinet by size, color and alphabetical order, and worried she was becoming coronal retentive.
by Monkey's Dad March 31, 2020
1) An affectionate name for any dog of indeterminate breed, aspiring to designer status.
2) An unlikely mix of a poodle and, say, a Havanese, which, even though the resulting scruffy creature may possess two heads and eight legs, will still be right at home in the most upscale dog park.
2) An unlikely mix of a poodle and, say, a Havanese, which, even though the resulting scruffy creature may possess two heads and eight legs, will still be right at home in the most upscale dog park.
by Monkey's Dad September 16, 2019
He was certain of two things: That every American had the right to carry an assault rifle - to school, to Walmart, to church - and that killing was a sin and women had no right to abortion, no matter the circumstance of the pregnancy. He was a righteous abortlitionist.
by Monkey's Dad December 15, 2021
To buy the rights, or otherwise pay, to prevent a news story from being published. The title of Ronan Farrow's new book on the subject.
American Media Inc., allegedly engaged in catch-and-kill to control negative stories about Donald Trump's involvement with porn star Stormy Daniels. Similarly, Republican members of The Bohemian Grove paid to prevent release of the 1981 film "Star Spangled Boner" starring John Holmes as Ronald Reagan.
by Monkey's Dad March 30, 2020
by Monkey's Dad August 29, 2021
Her Escalade-driving neighbors had sneered at her Prius as a 'tree-hugger'. She'd go them one better, unloading her cloth bags of tofu, kale and cbd-infused quinoa from the back of her new Volksvegan.
by Monkey's Dad June 20, 2020
by Monkey's Dad July 27, 2022