An aspiration, a vision, a concept of betterment - the thing we cannot live without, the most essential element in the human spirit.
As 2020 ended, as 2021 shone with promise, there was reason for hope and much to hope for. Regained dignity for America, a life where everyone could once again move freely, could smile and touch, could breathe together without fear.
by Monkey's Dad January 01, 2021
Exquisite erotic pleasure lavished upon a loved one, involving simultaneous stimulation from one's tongue and a vibrator.
From her posture on the bed, and from the paraphernalia she had silently set out, he understood that tonight she was craving vibrolingus, which he would lovingly provide.
by Monkey's Dad December 01, 2022
1) An affectionate name for any dog of indeterminate breed, aspiring to designer status.
2) An unlikely mix of a poodle and, say, a Havanese, which, even though the resulting scruffy creature may possess two heads and eight legs, will still be right at home in the most upscale dog park.
2) An unlikely mix of a poodle and, say, a Havanese, which, even though the resulting scruffy creature may possess two heads and eight legs, will still be right at home in the most upscale dog park.
"And, uh... what's yours?" "Oh, she's a Monkadoodle."
by Monkey's Dad September 16, 2019
He accepted that he would go nowhere and see nobody till further notice. There was only uncertainty, and nothing to do but wait.
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
As the hopes of the world were focused on Big Pharma, the dates kept getting pushed back - probably October, maybe by the end of the year, sometime in 2022, well, the virus keeps mutating, so... - the number of infections and deaths mounted, and it came to be seen as Pharmageddon.
by Monkey's Dad July 06, 2020
Uncertainty about the genuineness of someone's affections.
She is always inviting me to lunch, texting, bringing small gifts, but there is something in her eyes which makes me wonder - is she friend or faux?
by Monkey's Dad October 06, 2020
Those who understand that the words "Please wear a mask" do not mean: 1) carry it in your hand, 2) wear it around your neck or 3) wear it covering your chin but not your mouth and nose.
YOU! ... Yes, you, coming within inches of me, breathing in my face, with YOUR MASK SECURED AROUND YOUR ELBOW! please respect my right to live even if you don't care about your own, because Smart Lives Matter.
by Monkey's Dad September 14, 2020