Definitions by Monkey's Dad

underlying condition 

A Covid-denier's first response to hearing that a person has died from Covid-19. Because they absolutely know that the disease is nothing more than a politicized hoax.

"My friend died from Covid."
"She must have had underlying condition."

underlying condition by Monkey's Dad September 7, 2020

demon-stration 

A peaceful protest which is infiltrated and manipulated by opposing forces, to demonize the original gathering by instigating violence.

The BLM protest was civil and calm. Suddenly an outsider appeared, threw a rock at police, a fire was set, the cops sprayed tear gas and in minutes it became a demon-stration.

demon-stration by Monkey's Dad September 5, 2020

Hickipedia

A whole damn buncha fancy stuff y'all kin lookit ta show ya got booklernin', 'fore ya git ta votin' twahce, lahk the great man tol' ya to.

The president himself had said it, 'vote twice'. Not sure what that meant exactly, or how to go about it, Verlene decided to look it up on Hickipedia.

Hickipedia by Monkey's Dad September 5, 2020

Whensday? 

Some day of the week or other, during Covid, when time is disordered.

The Zoom meeting is... Whensday? Or what.

Whensday? by Monkey's Dad August 26, 2020

Sortaday and Someday 

The days of the weekend during Covid, when time is disordered.

Sorry, not totally sure but I think I'm busy Sortaday and Someday, taking the kids shopping for 'school clothes'. ... The mall?? You're kidding, right? eBay.

Sortaday and Someday by Monkey's Dad August 26, 2020

teriorate

Strengthen, grow, become stable and whole.

With terioration and teriorating, the opposite of deteriorate, deterioration, deteriorating, words which exist to express a negative, with no positive correlative.

After recent years of watching the country and its spirit deteriorate, many Americans held to the hope that under new leadership it would begin to teriorate.

teriorate by Monkey's Dad August 25, 2020

undersided voter 

Someone who has zero doubt who they'll vote for, and says "Well, gosh, I can't really decide at this point."

Skewing the polls, giving the country a false image of its future, she characterized herself as an undersided voter.

undersided voter by Monkey's Dad August 24, 2020