"Jack, party of one, your table is ready," Jack said quietly, as he sat down in his kitchen, prepared to enjoy his own company, and his justly famous mac'n'cheese.
by Monkey's Dad April 10, 2020
Saturday night in a city under lockdown, another date with her laptop. She brushed her hair and put on makeup, knowing that for the foreseeable future, she would be the only one to take pleasure in her personal disappearance.
by Monkey's Dad March 18, 2020
Effectively, the woman any man happens to be with, under lockdown, for the duration of the coronaviral era.
"You have complaints? Please, feel free to find someone else, because right now I may as well be the last woman on earth."
by Monkey's Dad March 30, 2020
by Monkey's Dad March 31, 2020
A Covid-denier's first response to hearing that a person has died from Covid-19. Because they absolutely know that the disease is nothing more than a politicized hoax.
by Monkey's Dad September 07, 2020
A pre-existing medical issue that can increase a person's vulnerability to contracting coronavirus and/or dying from it.
Anything which renders someone less than optimally healthy, compromising their immunity.
Being human.
Anything which renders someone less than optimally healthy, compromising their immunity.
Being human.
Just being alive felt like an underlying condition. Her asthma was an additional factor, she supposed, but each day she was getting news of yet another person coming down with corona. They were old, middle-aged, young, healthy or not.
by Monkey's Dad March 29, 2020
A Covid-denier's first response to hearing that a person has died from Covid-19. Because they absolutely know that the disease is nothing more than a politicized hoax.
by Monkey's Dad September 07, 2020