Monkey's Dad's definitions
He could see that she was dreaming about running, her legs were going, and she was making little shouting sounds, dog dreaming, the way their poodle visibly dreamed of chasing deer.
by Monkey's Dad April 23, 2020
Get the dog dreamingmug. In the eyes of Derek Chauvin, George Floyd's crime was Breathing While Black. As Chauvin suffocated Floyd for more than nine minutes, ending his life, Floyd's last words were "I can't breathe", a phrase which became a rallying cry for justice.
by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2021
Get the Breathing While Blackmug. The movie is from 2019 BC. Strangers are smiling at each other. The guy kisses the girl... on a date!
by Monkey's Dad June 28, 2020
Get the BCmug. The experience of life without time. The absence of a temporal dimension, an extension of the simultemporal state.
Accustomed to the simultemporal experience, in which past, present and future are simultaneous rather than sequential or linear, effectively living time all at once, he was increasingly subject to vacuutemporal states in which the delusion of time dissolved.
by Monkey's Dad August 22, 2021
Get the vacuutemporalmug. The intelligence to keep your orifices - nostrils and mouth - covered during a pandemic. Those who deny that Covid exists may refer to it as scoffingly as OI as they wheeze their final breath.
Dismissing Orificial Intelligence, she was, for some reason, on a ventilator. "I mean, Marjorie ain't on no damn ventilator and she wears a mask. Around her neck. And she got real intelligence."
by Monkey's Dad November 22, 2021
Get the Orificial Intelligencemug. by Monkey's Dad June 23, 2020
Get the Twelve again!!!mug. "Remdeceiver is being touted as a cure", the epidemiologist said, "when it merely shortens the recovery of Covid-19 patients. We need either a cure or a vaccine."
by Monkey's Dad May 3, 2020
Get the Remdeceivermug.