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Definitions by Monkey's Dad

psychosocialsomatic 

Symptoms developed by an entire culture through the power of suggestion.
The news was pervasive, relentless and terrifying. The virus could be lurking anywhere, coming from anyone, the very act of breathing or touching so fraught with danger that everyone had come down with psychosocialsomatic symptoms.

sociophobe 

A suddenly-healthy individual whose aversion to being close to other people, or - gasp! - being touched, was very recently seen as a disorder. In these stressful times he is a paragon of sanity.
I don't want to seem like a sociophobe, but please... the six-foot rule? Don't breathe on me, don't touch me, don't even look at my food!
sociophobe by Monkey's Dad March 14, 2020

peregrination 

A country of the lost and wandering.
America after the fall became a peregrination, so many souls, trying to find their way back to a life that once was and would never again be.
peregrination by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020

epidoomiology 

The projection of worst-case scenarios in the face of an epidemic.
The government pressed him for an estimate of how many could die. He didn't want to indulge in epidoomiology, even knowing that the numbers were staggering
epidoomiology by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020

carpe perdiem 

Grab the money the company offers for lunch, incidentals and travel, because you are grossly underpaid for your talents.
He hadn't had a raise in two years, and was working twice as hard. The least he could do was carpe perdiem.
carpe perdiem by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020

para-apocalyptic 

A situation created out of fear that the end is coming, when in all probability it isn't. Feeling equivalent to the apocalypse, while not actually being there.
Empty shelves, empty stores, empty restaurants and empty streets, 'it's para-apocalyptic', he thought.

grandstand up 

To rise to your feet with a flourish, in such a way that no one can fail to notice you.
With much on his mind, and so much noise in the room, he knew it was time to grandstand up and be heard.
grandstand up by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020