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She closed her eyes to get the full hystereophonic effect of Rush Limbaugh, fuming that Black Lives Matter is a 'hate symbol', that wearing masks is a liberal conspiracy to rig the election, that the very stable genius was sent by God.
by Monkey's Dad July 2, 2020
Get the hystereophonicmug. by Monkey's Dad August 22, 2021
Get the GFFmug. Her chronic belief that she'd discover a perfect man through the Internet was relegated, for the foreseeable future, to nonline dating.
by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2020
Get the nonline datingmug. Disorder created by injustice, inequality and lack of accountability for the suffering of the people. A negative for which no positive - 'social rest' - exists.
The nightly protests and curfews were an outward sign of the social unrest which had been bubbling for years, exacerbated by surging unemployment, poverty and uncontrolled disease.
by Monkey's Dad June 3, 2020
Get the social unrestmug. The tags which mysteriously no longer appear under definitions and usage, on Urban Dictionary entries.
He looked at his hundreds of long-standing definitions. "Where are my tags?" he asked. #tags? #what tags? he answered himself. "There were never any tags on Urban Dictionary. You must have been dreaming."
by Monkey's Dad August 2, 2020
Get the #tags? #what tags?mug. For the moment, America, like many other countries, was an undustrialized nation, most of its commerce shut down in the face of the coronavirus pandemic.
by Monkey's Dad April 4, 2020
Get the Undustrialized Nationmug. The ratio of Republicans to Democrats in each house who have tested positive for coronavirus as of 12/17/2020.
26 Republicans vs 11 Democratic House members, 9 Republican vs 2 Democratic Senators have tested positive for coronavirus. Who can guess which party denied the danger of the virus, denied the reality of the pandemic, denied the importance of masks and social distancing? ... 26/11 and 9/2 ... Anyone?
by Monkey's Dad December 18, 2020
Get the 26/11 and 9/2mug.