Monkey's Dad's definitions

Decimated

Reduced by 1/10th (one-tenth), not, as commonly misused, totally wiped out, destroyed, annihilated.

The rodent population in New York City was decimated, down from ten million to only nine million.

by Monkey's Dad November 9, 2019

Blogjam

Intellectual immobilization from following too many influencers with too much to say.

He awoke to another early-morning blogjam, so much verbiage, so little time.

by Monkey's Dad November 25, 2019

WWSAB?

Were We Separated At Birth? Asked of another person with whom one feels exceptional alignment.

I understand what you are feeling, and could not agree more. WWSAB?

by Monkey's Dad November 26, 2019

Fomosexuality

A state of arousal, desire and dread, brought on by the certainty that everyone else is enjoying more exciting, more frequent and more imaginative sex than you are.

One look from the Air France flight attendant and Albert's fomosexuality zoomed into high gear, such was the look in her eyes, the slightly disordered hair, her swollen lips, and the hushed thickness of her voice - he knew - knew! - that she had enjoyed a wildly sleepless night, had rolled out of bed just in time to make her flight, that the two men and one woman who had shared her bed were all sleeping in a state of satiation as thick and fragrant as the Cappuccino she was extending to his trembling hand as he muttered his barely-coherent 'Merci Giselle, ah, merci'.

by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2019

Monkadoodle

1) An affectionate name for any dog of indeterminate breed, aspiring to designer status.

2) An unlikely mix of a poodle and, say, a Havanese, which, even though the resulting scruffy creature may possess two heads and eight legs, will still be right at home in the most upscale dog park.

"And, uh... what's yours?" "Oh, she's a Monkadoodle."

by Monkey's Dad September 16, 2019

SMML

Still Making Me Laugh

Thanks for your note, smml

by Monkey's Dad September 17, 2019

Simultemporal

The nature of time as being simultaneous rather than sequential or linear. The experience of living time all at once, of past and future being equally present and equidistant.

The simultemporal experience was transformative, providing clarification of issues as diverse as the questions of free will and destiny, and the nature of death.

by Monkey's Dad September 18, 2019