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Definitions by Mong off

pit shit 

Defined as:
a long duration trip, when a huge cunting buildup of feces blocks the anal pathway, preventing the trucker on continuing his long distance trip. Without leaving the car, at a pit stop the trucker sticks his grotty ass cheeks out the door, taking a massive shit and continues without wiping.
Me and benny went drove in the ol scania, and as i was diggin in to the zinger box, i notice a rank reeking smell. In my peripheral vision i observed the mad cunt, as he unhitches the fat slugish diabolical load of feces. By the time it slipped out of his anuscrack, his johnsons where back on, and we were zinging on cunt. Cant believe he just pit shit.

Greg wondered if the large turd on the side of the highway, pit shit out by a trucker, was going to be utilized later that night with his misso, the ol alabama hotpocket way.
pit shit by Mong off February 22, 2022
Moot referring to a girls vagina, and soot referring to a disgusting combustion of vial human made substances formed from organic matter stored in a girls genitals.

Moot soot; the stankiest imaginable vag, and will increasingly reduce ones life expectancy by being in the presence of the rank moot.

Generally Greeks have a higher tendency of a moot soot % per capital, followed by Arabs with moot boxes.
Mate she doesnt have a moot box, she has a bloody moot soot, it reeks of canned sardines.

How was last mate, said Greg, Petros replied, nah nah, she had a mootsoot, fucking blocked instantly.
moot soot by Mong off February 22, 2022

decentralised exchange 

A global community making an effort for the declaration of said manicure.
Back in 700BC the manicures man invented the towel in an effort of decentralised exchange, that would continuously be recreated and improved as a revolutionised product, said good and service to be exchanged universally.
decentralised exchange by Mong off January 24, 2022
Short for gratitudes
A greeting word, also used when appreciating a situation for what it is.
Greg spills jims bong water on the carpet, jim says. “Its all grach mate i dont use water in my bong”

Hey mate, the weathers fucking perfect, farkin grach.
Grach by Mong off January 9, 2022

Mong off 

When 2 people smoke cones back to back and both try to not mong it before the other person
Lets have a mong off

Greg monged it on his 5th cone, decent mong off
Mong off by Mong off January 2, 2022