Bungee Cord

1.This is a highly flexible rope that is used in the sport of Bungee Jumping.
2.A flexible rope that has a hook on each end, used for securing things to something else so as to transport safely.

1. Jim Bob tied his Bungee Cord to his body but forgot to tie it to the bridge and now he is lying at the bottom of the river.


2. Jim Bob used his Bungee Cord to secure his porno mags to his bicycle.

by Mojo Maniac August 05, 2008

I Flaked

This is used primarily by people in Hollwood to explain why they didn't show up at a planned event that they promised to attend.

Arnold: Dude,you promised to come to my private party and bring the cocaine.
Sylvester:Dude, I Flaked.
Arnold:Oh, that's cool.

by Mojo maniac October 07, 2008

spalooga

This is semen floating in a hot tub.

Dude, I just swallowed the spalooga that was floating in the tub.

by Mojo Maniac July 07, 2008

Schleptitude

It is the art of being really lazy and having no redeeming value as a person.

Dude, My roommate is getting straight A's in Schleptitude this year.

by Mojo Maniac August 02, 2008

Squirrely

Used to describe someone of questionable character.

I wouldn't give my money to that dude he's kind of Squirrely.

by Mojo Maniac August 06, 2008

13th Floor

Due to superstition in most countries about the number 13 being bad luck, this particular floor of a building is usually named the 14th floor by the elevator console.

Harold: I want to go to the 13th floor of this building.
Earl: There is no such thing as the 13th floor in this building.

by Mojo Maniac August 08, 2008

Robuck

Used to describe a big muscle-bound person, usually African-American.

Look at that big Robuck negro trying to steal those hub caps offa my car.

by Mojo Maniac August 09, 2008