69 definitions by Mojo Maniac

Mamma Jamma

This is meant to describe a fine nubian goddess that can boogie on the dance floor.

Look at that fine Mamma Jamma break it down on the dance floor.

by Mojo Maniac July 22, 2008

the tail wagging the dog

This means that the least important part of a situation has too much influence over the most important part.

Bob:Honey, let's buy new purple carpet to match the purple lamp shade.
Wife:This sounds like the tail wagging the dog.

by Mojo Maniac August 16, 2008

All Night Train

When you go on a cocaine binge that lasts more than 24 hours straight.

The doctor said I will die if I don't stop riding that All Night Train.

by Mojo Maniac July 11, 2008

Jam Me Up

When somebody fucks up your plan of action with a girl.

Perv:I got a date tonight with Mary Rotten Crotch and you need to get me a dose of that Date Rape drug.
Bro: I gotch you.
Perv:OK,but don't Jam Me Up on this.

by Mojo Maniac July 21, 2008

One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior

This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.

I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.

by Mojo Maniac July 11, 2008

Comershmicon

This is a name given to weed that isn't very good but the dealer calls it this to make you want buy it anyway.

Dealer:Hey Bro, I have this weed called Comershmicon and it's only 50 dollars a half ounce.
Lame Customer: Really? OK give me 2 ounces.

by Mojo Maniac July 18, 2008

Stomp the Yard

To dominate a Step Competition by clapping, stomping, and making noise on the body to make a beat with a whole group of people. Mostly with Black Sor. and Frats.

Delta Sigma Theta will Stomp the Yard better than anyone else and win the Step Competition.

by Mojo Maniac July 10, 2008