Moishe Tannenbaum's definitions

Sporn

Unsolicited pornography that arrives in your Spam folder. More often than not, phishing emails.

Dude 1: My spam folder is filled with sporn.

Dude 2: Serves you right for subscribing to all of those porn sites.

Dude 1: You got that right!

by Moishe Tannenbaum January 16, 2022

Yidlock

A traffic jam that occurs just prior to a Jewish holiday.

We were late for the Passover Seder because we got caught in yidlock on the 405.

by Moishe Tannenbaum September 1, 2012

Sporn

Unsolicited porn that arrives in your Spam folder. More often than not, a phishing email masquerading as porn.

Dude 1: My Spam folder is filled with these sporn emails.

Dude 2: That's what happens when you subscribe to porn sites.

Dude 1: You got that right!

by Moishe Tannenbaum January 16, 2022

Cartographically Challenged

Anyone who cannot read a map.

My mother-in-law is always getting lost because she is cartographically challenged.

Even though I sent her a map, my daughter was late to the restaurant; she is cartographically challenged.

by Moishe Tannenbaum January 7, 2012

Trump

A small turd that defies the laws of gravity via stubbornly adhering to the anus.

I sat for 45 minutes doing Kegal exercises trying to extricate a Trump, but it wouldn’t let go.

by Moishe Tannenbaum January 17, 2020

harbulous

Something terrible, repulsive, or nasty.

1. Those hot dogs we had for dinner were harbulous.

2. My dad Flooby is a harbulous singer!

by Moishe Tannenbaum May 14, 2011

trumptitude

1. The inability to distinguish fact from fiction.

2. The ability or desire to believe in conspiracy theories in spite of the complete absence of corroborating evidence.

John just told me that he thinks Barack Obama was born in Kenya. His level of trumptitude is off the charts.

by Moishe Tannenbaum March 18, 2017