IIUC

Abbreviation for "If I Understand Correctly."
IIUC, these telemarketers are not supposed to be bugging me, because I signed up for the Do Not Call list.
by Moggraider July 02, 2008
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pants-worthy

An adjective describing a task, endeavor, or prospect significant enough to motivate a lazy bachelor to put on pants and get out of the house.
"You're asking me to come watch LOST Season 3 again? Man, that is so not pants-worthy. Talk to you later."
by Moggraider May 13, 2010
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unlike

Taking back your approval of something that's been said or done, or something posted online.

This term originates from Facebook, where you can publicly say you "like" something, and then have the option to take the "like" back. "Unlike" does not mean you dislike something.
"I really like the shading and texture on this picture you drew of a man in a prison cell. Oh wait; the man is supposed to be me. Unlike."
by Moggraider July 30, 2009
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slink

to shamefully leave the dwelling place of another in the early morning after having hooked up with that person
"So morning came around, and you didn't feel like sticking around for the awkward conversation, so you left a nice note and you slinked on home."
"I didn't slink!"
"What time was it?"
"Seven, maybe eight AM?"
"And you purposely avoided flushing her toilet?"
"Yeah..."
"You slinked, my friend."
by Moggraider July 09, 2009
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sluggy freelanced

v.

To degrade into a helpless spiral of in-jokes and bizarre plot twists so as to make it all but impossible for new viewers of a webcomic or show to become fans easily. See Red vs. Blue and Sluggy Freelance.
"Why is everyone's suit color in Red Vs. Blue different? And since when did the robot lose his head? Where did that guy come from!?"
by Moggraider February 08, 2005
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krystal ball

(v, tr.)

Hampering a political candidate's chances of winning an election by circulating compromising old photos of the candidate on the internet. The term is especially applicable to sexually suggestive photos.

The term is based on the 2010 congressional campaign of 28-year-old Virginia businesswoman Krystal Ball, who received negative publicity after photos of her sucking on a Halloween dildo during the 2007 holiday were unearthed.
Student 1: Hahaha. Ben's blog swears he's going to run for Congress in a few years. Quick, let's save some pictures so we can krystal ball him later!

(Student 2 logs onto Facebook and begins to save photos of their "friend").
by Moggraider October 31, 2010
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snapewives

A group of middle-aged women on the internet who believe they are all married to Severus Snape from the Harry Potter books -- on the astral plane. They have real-life meetings where they take turns channeling the spirit of Snape so they can have wedding ceremonies with him.

There is in-fighting over whom Snape loves more and whether Snape is an emotional wooby who just needs to be loved, or a domineering master who lives to be dominant.
by Moggraider April 04, 2008
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