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family planning

v., tr.

Fraudulently joining up with friends on a "family plan" offered by a cell phone service provider.
"Hey man, you have to ditch that terrible phone. It takes ten minutes for you to text me."
"You're right. I've been thinking about jumping ship and family planning it with a friend."
by Moggraider August 20, 2009
mugGet the family planningmug.

triforce

A gaming-related euphemism for a man's genitals.
The three parts of the Triforce are analogous to the three parts of a man's genitals.
by Moggraider March 19, 2009
mugGet the triforcemug.

unlike

Taking back your approval of something that's been said or done, or something posted online.

This term originates from Facebook, where you can publicly say you "like" something, and then have the option to take the "like" back. "Unlike" does not mean you dislike something.
"I really like the shading and texture on this picture you drew of a man in a prison cell. Oh wait; the man is supposed to be me. Unlike."
by Moggraider July 29, 2009
mugGet the unlikemug.

disgustatorium

"Just got to nip to the disgustatorium. No need to think about what I'm gonna do!"
by Moggraider April 13, 2014
mugGet the disgustatoriummug.

hellban

A ban from a message board that lets the user continue viewing posts and making posts, but that makes it so no other message board users can see the banned user's posts.
The hellban puts a forum poster in a sort of Twilight Zone.

hellban > permaban
by Moggraider February 17, 2008
mugGet the hellbanmug.

HYPS

Abbreviation for "Harvard, Yale, Princeton, or Stanford." These are the four top colleges in the US. Other schools like Penn or MIT are up there, but don't quite match the prestige.
Friend 1: "My best friend from Penn got a Rolex from his dad over dinner at graduation right in front of me. I graduated from Penn too a year ago, so I came back to my parents and asked 'Where's my Rolex?'"
Friend 2: "Haha, I bet they were like 'hmph.' But if my kids graduate from a top university, I'd probably buy them that watch. Would you?"
Friend 2: "Only if it's one above Penn, heh... Okay, maybe Penn or better."
Friend 1: "Well, that's ridiculous. You're basically saying they have to graduate from HYPS to get a Rolex... Otherwise, they'll have to buy their own watch."
Friend 1: "Fuck 'em. They can buy a Timex."
by Moggraider August 20, 2008
mugGet the HYPSmug.

dead phone routine

A person's excuse that they flaked out on an agreed-upon meeting or date with you because their phone was not working, not paid, or not charged. These excuses are often belied by the fact that a call to the user results in a normal dial tone, rather than going straight to voicemail.
The dead phone routine usually goes something like this:

1. "Sorry, I got stuck downtown and my phone died."
2. "Hey I just got my phone back up I had to pay it first."
by Moggraider April 29, 2014
mugGet the dead phone routinemug.

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