Definitions by Moggraider

exchlamatory no 

the almost instant denial of responsibility you may hear from a past or present sexual partner after informing him/her that you just tested positive for a sexually transmitted infection.

The exchlamatory no does not necessarily take the form of a "no;" the only essential element is a denial. Responses such as "I just got tested a month/two weeks/a day ago and got a clean bill of health," "You're lying!" or "I don't have it" also qualify. The term is derived from the words "chlamydia" and "exclamatory."

exchlamatory no by Moggraider October 6, 2010

socratic immunity 

The privilege a law student asks for so that he is not called on in class for the day. A student may give either an excuse or a justification for this request, preferably by email ahead of time, or in person right before class. The term is called "Socratic" immunity because most professors in law school use the Socratic method of teaching, grilling a student with questions for ten minutes of class or more.

Socratic immunity is critical because most law school professors count class participation as at least a small factor in a student's grade.

socratic immunity by Moggraider September 29, 2010

blank stairs 

1. stairs that have been sealed off and lead nowhere

2. a misspelling of "blank stares"

1. John turned the building into three office spaces for rent, leaving blank stairs in one area.

2. Preacher on message board: "I asked the young couple if they had talked to God lately, and all I got was blank stairs."

blank stairs by Moggraider July 30, 2010

feedkill 

Instant and sudden removal of a facebook friend from your news feed due to a dumb, irrelevant, inane, or otherwise objectionable status update.

Facebook friend on news feed's status update: "Is CONEY ISLAND stylin!!! Gonna be 105 degrees 2day, def on that Q train to the beach!!! happy bday shoutout to my dude Quichua!!!"

Facebook user: "Ugh. That's a feedkill."

feedkill by Moggraider July 24, 2010

pants-worthy 

An adjective describing a task, endeavor, or prospect significant enough to motivate a lazy bachelor to put on pants and get out of the house.

"You're asking me to come watch LOST Season 3 again? Man, that is so not pants-worthy. Talk to you later."

pants-worthy by Moggraider May 13, 2010

of size 

The euphemism for a large or obese person. Soon to be adopted by airlines who have to be careful not to overfill their flights.

"Oh man. Last week, I had to sit in a middle seat between two people of size. It was not pretty."

of size by Moggraider February 19, 2010

path of pride

An alternate name for the walk of shame, wherein an undergrad youth slinks home from the residence of a member of the opposite sex after a night out partying. Especially applicable to males after a first successful venture.

"I don't think the name 'walk of shame' is appropriate for me. Frankly, I'd prefer to call it a path of pride."

path of pride by Moggraider February 12, 2010