Moggraider's definitions

family planning

v., tr.

Fraudulently joining up with friends on a "family plan" offered by a cell phone service provider.

"Hey man, you have to ditch that terrible phone. It takes ten minutes for you to text me."
"You're right. I've been thinking about jumping ship and family planning it with a friend."

by Moggraider August 20, 2009

slink

to shamefully leave the dwelling place of another in the early morning after having hooked up with that person

"So morning came around, and you didn't feel like sticking around for the awkward conversation, so you left a nice note and you slinked on home."
"I didn't slink!"
"What time was it?"
"Seven, maybe eight AM?"
"And you purposely avoided flushing her toilet?"
"Yeah..."
"You slinked, my friend."

by Moggraider July 8, 2009

scrolling

In internet chat rooms and instant messaging, "scrolling" is the practice of turning what should be one line of text into multiple lines. This is an annoyance to other users, as scrolled messages take up more screen real estate.

ph33r dhoom: hey guyz
ph33r dhoom: wuz ^
merc275: uh, hi
ph33r dhoom: so um
ph33r dhoom: i was wonderin
ph33r dhoom: does ne1 have ne
ph33r dhoom: jessica simpson nudie pics?????????
merc275: dude, quit scrolling

by Moggraider August 11, 2006

p/fucker

A student taking a class on a pass/fail, or satisfactory/unsatisfactory, grading basis. Such a student can get away with putting very little effort into a class.

Yeah, we're all p/fuckers. We're a pocket of incompetence in the back of the classroom.

by Moggraider February 10, 2010

retweet

What mama bird regurgitates into baby bird's mouth.

Mama bird retweeted her offspring's sustenance directly into their snapping beaks.

by Moggraider March 1, 2011

hellban

A ban from a message board that lets the user continue viewing posts and making posts, but that makes it so no other message board users can see the banned user's posts.

The hellban puts a forum poster in a sort of Twilight Zone.

hellban > permaban

by Moggraider February 17, 2008

triforce

A gaming-related euphemism for a man's genitals.

The three parts of the Triforce are analogous to the three parts of a man's genitals.

by Moggraider March 19, 2009