Modern Women's definitions

Fuckaholic

An extreem state of egoic contraction leading to negative / destructive unconscious behaviour and pre-scripted negative thought patterns.

OR

A goverment disability, package for sexual addiction which significantly affects one's ability to remain gainfully employed.

Did Carl get fired?

Yeah, he just walked in to work to day and fuckaholiced all over the place.

by Modern Women August 25, 2025

String Theory

Physicist (mathly genius) newly proposed dating theory, which explains women's descion making paridim selecting an intimate partner, when faced with an extreemly limited 'datable' population.

Youtube- Mathe Genius explains why women are now forced to date 'mid' men

Background information and math supporting this theory

1. Youtube- String theory Explained-What is the nature of Reality?

2. Youtube- What is a Fractal?(and what are they good for)

3. Youtube- The new best spirograph on the market

4. Youtube- Hyper realistic portraits with thread

5. Youtube- Son Lux Change is Everything

You had any luck with men lately?

No they're a lot of low cards in that hand? You?

I've worked out the mathly on the string theory of dating and I'm optimistic.

by Modern Women August 25, 2025

Fractal

a curve or geometric figure, each part of which has the same statistical character as the whole. Fractals are useful in modeling structures (such as eroded coastlines or snowflakes) in which similar patterns recur at progressively smaller scales, and in describing partly random or chaotic phenomena such as crystal growth, fluid turbulence, and galaxy formation.

OR

They mathly required to determine how many datable men there are in a largely undatable population

Youtube- What are fractals?(and what are they good for)

What are fractals? AND WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR?

by Modern Women August 25, 2025

Singleton

Term derived from British reality TV dating show "Amazing Singleton's" where hard luck cases dating profiles are given to Britain's top consumer rated dating sites to find suitable partners. These Singletons are followed through the entire process from application, selection, date and post date follow up interviews.

definition; largely undatable due to some tragic flaw.

Meet london's datables, the amazing Singletons.

by Modern Women August 25, 2025

Newfie firing squad

Canadian version of a "Mexican stand off"

See

Youtube- RCMP Musical Ride at Queen's 90th Birthday to "Maple Leaf Forever"

The state sanctioned death penalty for Constitutional charges in Canada is death by RCMP Newfie Firing squad.

by Modern Women August 25, 2025

Canadian Compromise

Mafia judgement or intervention where both parties are equally dissatisfied with the final resolution.

Canadian Compromise

by Modern Women August 25, 2025

Nanabush

Ojibwe creation myth stories of Nanabush (Joseph Cambell' archetypal hero "Animal Master") teacher and trickster.

While entertaining, Nanabush stories often carry underlying moral messages about honesty, humility, respect, and other

important aspects of Ojibwe life.

Example of modern Animal Master architype

Youtube- Shreck the third "Damsels of destruction"

Adventures of Nanabush

Brother wolverine and his two wives
Nanabush and his scabs
Nanabush creates the world
How brother bear got a bone in his penis
How brother chipmunk got his stripes
Drunk-maul sex with a bear

There goes brother Nanabush organizing all the animals in the ghetto.

by Modern Women August 25, 2025