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Contour shading

The aplication of light and dark make up one to two shades lighter and one to two shades darker than your base foundation to create highlights and low lights to create more contour than would normally be visible.

See; "Easy nose contour" YouTube
See; "Need a 6 pack ASAP" ticktock
See; "Honest Donald Trump makeup recreation" YouTube
See; "How to contour Abs- make muscles pop in 5 min" youtube
You could build a house on Kim Kardashians foundation, she uses so much product contour shading.
by Modern Women May 24, 2025
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Canadian Compromise

Mafia judgement or intervention where both parties are equally dissatisfied with the final resolution.
by Modern Women August 25, 2025
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Singleton

Term derived from British reality TV dating show "Amazing Singleton's" where hard luck cases dating profiles are given to Britain's top consumer rated dating sites to find suitable partners. These Singletons are followed through the entire process from application, selection, date and post date follow up interviews.

definition; largely undatable due to some tragic flaw.
Meet london's datables, the amazing Singletons.
by Modern Women August 25, 2025
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String Theory

Physicist (mathly genius) newly proposed dating theory, which explains women's descion making paridim selecting an intimate partner, when faced with an extreemly limited 'datable' population.

Youtube- Mathe Genius explains why women are now forced to date 'mid' men

Background information and math supporting this theory

1. Youtube- String theory Explained-What is the nature of Reality?

2. Youtube- What is a Fractal?(and what are they good for)

3. Youtube- The new best spirograph on the market

4. Youtube- Hyper realistic portraits with thread

5. Youtube- Son Lux Change is Everything
You had any luck with men lately?

No they're a lot of low cards in that hand? You?

I've worked out the mathly on the string theory of dating and I'm optimistic.
by Modern Women August 25, 2025
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Grammarly

Grammarly is an AI-powered writing assistant that helps improve spelling, grammar, punctuation, clarity, and style in written content.
Grammarly Eg, "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously."
by Modern Women April 25, 2025
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Nanabush

Ojibwe creation myth stories of Nanabush (Joseph Cambell' archetypal hero "Animal Master") teacher and trickster.

While entertaining, Nanabush stories often carry underlying moral messages about honesty, humility, respect, and other

important aspects of Ojibwe life.

Example of modern Animal Master architype

Youtube- Shreck the third "Damsels of destruction"

Adventures of Nanabush

Brother wolverine and his two wives
Nanabush and his scabs
Nanabush creates the world
How brother bear got a bone in his penis
How brother chipmunk got his stripes
Drunk-maul sex with a bear
There goes brother Nanabush organizing all the animals in the ghetto.
by Modern Women August 25, 2025
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Transgender issues

Transgender issues; social, political and human rights issues which affect the transgender community.

Examples;
Contour shading see " Donald Trump mocks transgender weightlifters"
Colors patterns or prints see "Makin' a suit with Don Cherry"
Transgender women see "Voter confronts Nancy Mace"
by Modern Women May 24, 2025
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