Modern Women's definitions

Nanabush

Ojibwe creation myth stories of Nanabush (Joseph Cambell' archetypal hero "Animal Master") teacher and trickster.

While entertaining, Nanabush stories often carry underlying moral messages about honesty, humility, respect, and other

important aspects of Ojibwe life.

Example of modern Animal Master architype

Youtube- Shreck the third "Damsels of destruction"

Adventures of Nanabush

Brother wolverine and his two wives
Nanabush and his scabs
Nanabush creates the world
How brother bear got a bone in his penis
How brother chipmunk got his stripes
Drunk-maul sex with a bear

There goes brother Nanabush organizing all the animals in the ghetto.

by Modern Women August 25, 2025

Canadian Compromise

Mafia judgement or intervention where both parties are equally dissatisfied with the final resolution.

Canadian Compromise

by Modern Women August 25, 2025

Singleton

Term derived from British reality TV dating show "Amazing Singleton's" where hard luck cases dating profiles are given to Britain's top consumer rated dating sites to find suitable partners. These Singletons are followed through the entire process from application, selection, date and post date follow up interviews.

definition; largely undatable due to some tragic flaw.

Meet london's datables, the amazing Singletons.

by Modern Women August 25, 2025

CMHA

(pronounced Cam)

Acronym for the Canadian Mental Helth Association

Also (proper noun)

Referring to the biggest headcase / fuckaholic in the room at any point in time.

Conversations may be hard to follow, as who the CMHA is may change at any point in time.

Examples of CMHA
Youtube channel- "Karrens in the Wild"

Karren is the poster girl for CMHA.

by Modern Women August 25, 2025

Drps

Alt spelling "derps"

Extreem social anxiety cases, exhibiting bizzar behaviour and socially awkward.

OR

Acronym for

Durham Regional Police Services

Online reporting drps.ca

Youtube Channel- Durham Regional Police Services

Youtube- "Herp de Derp"

Did you call the police?

I drps.

by Modern Women August 25, 2025

After shock

Smaller seismic events after an earthquake

OR

Son or daughter of "ground zero"

See also ground zero

You heard ground zero lately?

Not since he had a little after shock

by Modern Women August 27, 2025

Ground zero

The epicenter of a seismic event.

OR

The 'guy' with ridiculously loud car stero playing extreem bass which can actually be measured as a seismic event.

See

Youtube- Songify this "It was bass"

Is that Ground Zero?

Yeah, shame about that deaf guy.

by Modern Women August 27, 2025