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Marriage-under-the-sun

1. Originally a trible marriage, under the son/sun, God and family.

2. Love at first sight

3. Tribe of people (gangs/motorcycle club...) marriage fraud. Call RCMP or state trooper. This is bride trafficking, and sometimes gang initiation.

4. Delusional masterbatory fantasy.
I Married Marlena Trump in a Marriage-under-the-sun.
by Modern Women March 9, 2026
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OIPRD

OIPRD; another police services joke

Total useless bullshit police complaint process, where the racketeering cops are reinstated for the "investigation", for a year of police harassment by the department, an email a year later that the "investigation" is over. No police services, no victum services and no witness packages. lots of police brutality. The only point of this process is to stall for enough time to prevent the victum from going to small claims court. You must file small claims within a year.

Call the RCMP or RCMP fraud complaint on the police department. Call your local member of parliament or member of provincial parliment, and make a complaint about the officers conduct. OIPRD will only reinstate an officer. RCMP, MP, MPP, the officer cannot be reinstated they will be on suspension for a year until they are fired from their court Marshal.

The official definition is below.

Complaints against Ontario police, formerly handled by the OIPRD, are now managed by the Law Enforcement Complaints Agency (LECA). Individuals can file complaints regarding the conduct of municipal, regional, or provincial (OPP) officers online, by mail, or in person. The agency investigates allegations of misconduct, such as excessive force or improper behavior.
OIPRD is a useless waste of time. Report the police department or officers to the RCMP, or make a complaint to your MP or MPP, about your ongoing police stand down in your area.
by Modern Women February 6, 2026
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Duct tape

Half of your essential toolbox.

Used to repair men's house slippers, lazyby recliners, washing machines, and air leaks in the space station.
Duct tape was used to repair an air leak on the international space station, after one ofcthe crew drilled a hole in the hull.
by Modern Women January 27, 2026
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Alphabet mafia

LGBTQ (more letters pending)

Sometimes this very prominent lobbiest group is referred to as the alphabet mafia.

Alphabet mafia - Maggie Faris stand up comedy youtube.com

I spent my late 10$ on birth control and beer (two nice Girls) youtube.com

Non Disney girls / I wish I were a lesbian (flowercard) youtube.com
Sometimes this very prominent lobbiest group is referred to as the Alphabet mafia.
by Modern Women January 8, 2026
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Coral Island

Aboriginal 6 Nations creation "myth" based on exposed fossil coral bed. This continent of prehistoric fossil coral reaches from the Florida Keys to Ontario in Canada.

North America has significant prehistoric coral reefs, but from vastly different eras: Florida's are younger, from the Pleistocene (ice age) and Holocene, forming the bedrock of the Keys like Windley Key State Park, while Ontario's are much older, Devonian (400M yrs ago) and Silurian (440M yrs ago) reefs found inland at places like Rockwood & Rock Point Provincial Parks. These fossils show how ancient marine environments shifted, leaving behind fossilized coral structures and limestone layers in both regions.

Key Differences
Age: Ontario's are vastly older (hundreds of millions of years) compared to Florida's (thousands to a million years).
Location: Ontario's are inland, exposed by erosion, while Florida's form the foundation of the Keys.
Rock Type: Florida's are often agate-replaced coral, while Ontario's are typical Paleozoic limestone.
Coral Island refers to a prehistoric fossil continent of coral, and is the foundation of "Turtle Island", creation "myth".
by Modern Women January 7, 2026
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Spirit son

Spirit son or daughter refers to a spiritual lineage as opposed to genetic one, and not reincarnation.

Newage philosophy sometimes refers to "soul-groups".
Spirit son or daughter refers to a spiritual lineage as opposed to genetic one, and not reincarnation.
by Modern Women January 7, 2026
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3rd rock from the sun

1) planet earth

2) popular sit-com

3) the fallacious description of the earth being a dead rock hurting through space a 140 miles a second around the milky way galaxy. When we are on a living planet, the soil and oceans are alive with microbes, plants trees and animals, in a habital zone (see also goldilocks zone)
Earth is called the 3rd rock from the sun, however, we are actually on a living, habitable planet in the goldilocks zone, from our parent star in the solar system
by Modern Women January 7, 2026
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