Mocoholi's definitions

Urban Bitch Whipped

When someone meets a girl so hot/awesome they feel obligated to go write a definition about her on the Urban Dictionary. Of course if the girl knew this she'd probably get a restraining order.

Jack:Hey what's Bob up to?

Bill:Oh,hes writing a definition about that girl Laura he met yesterday, creepy right?

Jack:The poor bastards been Urban Bitch Whipped

by Mocoholi September 22, 2010

Take the piece of pizza

To chill out/calm down

Jon: Damn IRS sending me a fucking audit!

Bill: Duuuude, just take the piece of pizza dude

Jon: Stfu

by Mocoholi November 11, 2010