Mocoholi's definitions

Imuffs

Putting ones headphones in his/her ears so that other people do not converse with them.

When Brad saw his group of friends he wasn't in the mood to talk to, he just slipped on his Imuffs so that he wasn't obligated to reply to their hello's.

by Mocoholi September 22, 2010

Urban Bitch Whipped

When someone meets a girl so hot/awesome they feel obligated to go write a definition about her on the Urban Dictionary. Of course if the girl knew this she'd probably get a restraining order.

Jack:Hey what's Bob up to?

Bill:Oh,hes writing a definition about that girl Laura he met yesterday, creepy right?

Jack:The poor bastards been Urban Bitch Whipped

by Mocoholi September 22, 2010