Moby Doug's definitions

projectile defecating

Blowing it out the behind with major force and velocity, often with the aid of flu, Mexican food, or both.

That intestinal flu was da bomb! I don't know which was more fun, the projectile vomiting or the projectile defecating.

by Moby Doug August 10, 2009

super-sin

Wrongdoing on an epic scale

If Bernie Madoff's 65 billion dollar heist is a super-sin, then Henry Paulson's 700 billion dollar giveaway to his banker buddies is a superduper-sin.

by Moby Doug September 24, 2009

lipopotamus

(noun) (lip-o-POT-a-mus) One who has a fat lip.

Example 1: The lipopotamus ate a knuckle sandwich during the smashmouth football game.

Example 2: Thanks to a heaping helping of collagen, Meg went from zipperlip to lipopotamus.

by Moby Doug January 24, 2009

humidiation

To be humiliated in humid weather.

It's not the heat at Guantanamo, it's the humidiation.

by Moby Doug December 5, 2010

hypercrime

A really REALLY big nono.

Bush and Cheney stampeding the nation into invading Iraq was a hypercrime of humongous proportions.

by Moby Doug September 24, 2009

rough stuff

A sex partner of either gender who's a bit rough around the edges.

Gwendolyn's a bit of rough stuff. Last night she tore Nigel's kugelsack with her canines.

by Moby Doug July 19, 2009

knob gnawer

One who bites or chews or toothstabs during fellatio.

Ricky had to be rushed to the e.r. last night-----turns out his fresh squeeze is a knob gnawer.

by Moby Doug July 19, 2009