porn widow

Wife or girlfriend of a porn addict.

Evelyn's a virtual porn widow; her wanker can't tear himself from the pornsites.

by Moby Doug August 13, 2009

lipopotamus

(noun) (lip-o-POT-a-mus) One who has a fat lip.

Example 1: The lipopotamus ate a knuckle sandwich during the smashmouth football game.

Example 2: Thanks to a heaping helping of collagen, Meg went from zipperlip to lipopotamus.

by Moby Doug January 24, 2009

hypercrime

A really REALLY big nono.

Bush and Cheney stampeding the nation into invading Iraq was a hypercrime of humongous proportions.

by Moby Doug September 24, 2009

kleptopia

A place of theft, a den of thieves.

If the U.S. Congress is not a kleptopia, what is?

Well, ...Wall Street.

Wall Street is a MEGAkleptopia, you rube.

by Moby Doug December 25, 2010

pignominious

(adj.) To be in a shameful state of disgrace as a result of one's insane greed.

The pignominious Bernie Madoff was already in prison when he learned his son had killed himself.

by Moby Doug January 13, 2011

humidiation

To be humiliated in humid weather.

It's not the heat at Guantanamo, it's the humidiation.

by Moby Doug December 5, 2010

wedgie bloomers

Lady pants which are so tight they seem to be half lost up the wazoo.

Betty's wedgie bloomers are lashing her camel toe. Somebody call an ambulance.

by Moby Doug April 24, 2010