61 definitions by Mo Dixley
by Mo Dixley September 18, 2005
by Mo Dixley December 29, 2005
The style and/or trappings of the über-metrosexual or modern fop. 'Fopulence' includes designer clothing, skin and hair care products, 20+ pair of shoes (preferably Gucci or Prada), a gourmet kitchen, and the generally refined taste that vastly prefers Kristen Bell's fine High Caucasian ass to Kim Kardashian's ghastly ghetto monstrosity.
Bradley appeared fashionably late for the wine-tasting, as always perfectly groomed and exuding elegant fopulence
by Mo Dixley September 17, 2011
A knobstacle is a person who maliciously obstructs or otherwise prevents you from the reasonable transaction of legitimate business.
"I asked the customer service girl to transfer me to her supervisor, right? Huge mistake! Her supervisor ended up being a ginormous knobstacle who gleefully refused to refund my over-limit charge even though he could see that the merchant had refunded me $29.95 from the accidental overcharge that put me $4.95 over-limit in the first place!"
by Mo Dixley November 12, 2009
In a chatroom, 'the penis gallery' are the group who can be counted on to twist any conversation south of the border.
It was an emotive conversation until the penis gallery chirped in with their inevitable blatant double entendre.
by Mo Dixley September 17, 2005
"Granny's totally got it going on. 'N I'm pretty sure she could pop out 'em teeth and give up that gumby."
by Mo Dixley January 2, 2021
Start-up and later stage funding provided to companies with potential for great gain or risk is typically referred to as venture capitalism. 'Denture Capitalism' captures the fact that venture capitalism is typically funded by elderly plutocrats.
'Sources report that Denture Capitalism kingpin Warren Buffett's interest in Mr. Vokonvov's innovative search engine has helped attract ample funding to the start-up.'
by Mo Dixley July 30, 2012