61 definitions by Mo Dixley
bacon gliders
-noun
Protuberant or hanging labia minora that can hang far below the labia majora. 'Bacon' because these wrinkled fleshly lips bear a striking resemblence to bacon strips and 'gliders' because they often strongly recall the outstretched patagium, or furry parachute-like membrane of the flying squirel in mid-glide. Madonna helped sear the image of bacon gliders into popular imagination when a notorious circa 1979 black and white nude of her sold at Christie's for $37,500. To the general horror of the public, Madonna's labia minora flaps hung out several inches from her body. Bacon gliders can fortunately be removed in a cosmetic procedure called labiaplasty. Some have suggested that the mysterious and highly unflattering bulge we often see in Lady Gaga's panties is in fact folded bacon gliders.
-noun
Protuberant or hanging labia minora that can hang far below the labia majora. 'Bacon' because these wrinkled fleshly lips bear a striking resemblence to bacon strips and 'gliders' because they often strongly recall the outstretched patagium, or furry parachute-like membrane of the flying squirel in mid-glide. Madonna helped sear the image of bacon gliders into popular imagination when a notorious circa 1979 black and white nude of her sold at Christie's for $37,500. To the general horror of the public, Madonna's labia minora flaps hung out several inches from her body. Bacon gliders can fortunately be removed in a cosmetic procedure called labiaplasty. Some have suggested that the mysterious and highly unflattering bulge we often see in Lady Gaga's panties is in fact folded bacon gliders.
Although Emma had an otherwise gorgeous body, she was morbidly ashamed of her bacon gliders and swore me to never reveal her secret.
by Mo Dixley February 23, 2010
Dude, my brother's in a band. Backstage after every gig they're hit by like a total psunami of delectable young snatch.
by Mo Dixley November 20, 2010
The penis and especially an impressive penis, the beaverstick is often used in the attitude adjustment of surly women.
by Mo Dixley July 26, 2006
Bidenomics are voodoo woke, anti-American policies that create high domestic unemployment, scarcity, and hardship. The catchphrase of Bidenomics is, "when Biden goes high, America goes skid row." An example of Bidenomics would be when Biden cripples domestic oil production to "Go Green" and America suffers fuel shortages and skyrocketing fuel costs.
"Thanks to Bidenomics, I'm spending hours in Bataan death march-like gas lines behind Joe Six-Packs in F-150s with 50-gallon tanks and wizards in beat-up cargo vans with a dozen 5-gallon cans."
by Mo Dixley May 13, 2021
by Mo Dixley August 10, 2005
I came of age in the Haughty Aughties, yet mine was a minor egocentricity and not the towering solipsism of so many of my peers.
by Mo Dixley December 29, 2005
Neurotrash are drug-addled losers- especially those who have developed and manifest neurological and behavorial damage from illegal stimulant drugs such as crank and crack cocaine.
"The row of Section 8 duplexes were largely populated by welfare moms, their broods and the inevitable jobless neurotrash boyfriends."
by Mo Dixley October 14, 2006