Mo Dixley's definitions

Cuntery

1. The behavior of arch-bitches.
2. Blanket term to describe the behavior of women who assume the societal prerogatives traditionally reserved for men.

'Hark! Methinks the most fell cuntery was afoot this eve.'--- Attributed to John Wayne Bobbit's ambulance driver c. 1993

by Mo Dixley September 3, 2005

dysphemism

The opposite of euphemism- an unfortunate or unpleasant term used where a much nicer one would easily work. Also: disphemism.

Ever notice how Clark is prone to dysphemism? How Clark calls Clarice 'fat' when 'curvy' would work or how he calls Jason a dwarf even though 'short' would be more accurate.

by Mo Dixley October 9, 2005

penis gallery

In a chatroom, 'the penis gallery' are the group who can be counted on to twist any conversation south of the border.

It was an emotive conversation until the penis gallery chirped in with their inevitable blatant double entendre.

by Mo Dixley September 16, 2005

psunami

A virtual tsunami of punanny.

Dude, my brother's in a band. Backstage after every gig they're hit by like a total psunami of delectable young snatch.

by Mo Dixley November 22, 2010

Bidenomics

Bidenomics are voodoo woke, anti-American policies that create high domestic unemployment, scarcity, and hardship. The catchphrase of Bidenomics is, "when Biden goes high, America goes skid row." An example of Bidenomics would be when Biden cripples domestic oil production to "Go Green" and America suffers fuel shortages and skyrocketing fuel costs.

"Thanks to Bidenomics, I'm spending hours in Bataan death march-like gas lines behind Joe Six-Packs in F-150s with 50-gallon tanks and wizards in beat-up cargo vans with a dozen 5-gallon cans."

by Mo Dixley May 13, 2021

Disphemism

The opposite of euphemism- an unfortunate or unpleasant term used where a much nicer one would easily work. Also- dysphemism.

Ever notice how Clark is prone to disphemism? He calls Clarice 'fat' when 'curvy' would work or how Clark calls Jason a dwarf even though 'short' would be more accurate.

by Mo Dixley October 8, 2005

nymphomercial

Infomercial featuring scantily clad tarts touting products of all sorts.

I saw a nymphomerical the other night with this chick who had monster sweatermeat.

by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005