1. A giant or enormous penis.
2. Literally wrecking pussy with a protracted pounding of thundercock. 'Cock and Awe' fucking.
2. Literally wrecking pussy with a protracted pounding of thundercock. 'Cock and Awe' fucking.
"I can tell you why Sabrina still has that silly look on her face, Dude. I spent like six hours last night pouring the heavy meat to her."
by Mo Dixley June 13, 2008
"Fellategate" is the scandal and media circus surrounding New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft's alleged solicitation of prostitution. "Fellategate" spins wonderfully off those other notorious Patriots chestnuts "deflategate" and "spygate."
"The DA's office claims to have video tape of Kraft paying for and receiving the sex acts. Attorneys for Kraft claim, "The video does not show the mogul receiving fellatio but rather a kindly septuagenarian allowing a young woman to vigorously rest her head in his lap."
"The DA's office claims to have video tape of Kraft paying for and receiving the sex acts. Attorneys for Kraft claim, "The video does not show the mogul receiving fellatio but rather a kindly septuagenarian allowing a young woman to vigorously rest her head in his lap."
"As if spygate and deflategate weren't enough controversy for New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, we now have the scandal "fellategate," in which Kraft allegedly solicited one or more instances of fellatio at a Florida massage parlor.
by Mo Dixley February 25, 2019
An obvious oxymoron, 'geek chic' emerges from oxygen deprived hallucination in which geeks evolve into actual existence as a sort of technocracy radiating the holy aura of cool. You will find no more crushing an argument against geek chic than Bill Gates, who despite being the richest man in the world sports an apparent $5 coiffure and birth control glasses.
"You speak of geek chic, let let he who amongst you has an actual example of it speak now."---- Jesus Christ c 23 A.D.
by Mo Dixley August 10, 2005
Huge SUVs, especially low gas-mileage American SUVs used by Yuppies. The Planet Killer is primarily a commuter vehicle, and is used infrequently to transport offspring to soccer games and ballet practice. Planet Killers have 70 MPH speedometer governors which can only be bypassed by cell phone use. The 4-wheel drive option of the SUV is a sort of vermiform appendix- scientists agree it once had a purpose, but can only speculate as to what it was.
"I sometimes wonder what future historians might say of the Planet Killer SUVs of the 21st Century? Will they say that SUVs were the palanquins of plutocrats borne upon the shoulders of Self-indulgence, Intransigence, Solipsism, and a Wheezing Planet?" Dagrolord, 2006
by Mo Dixley May 22, 2006
AOC is a wokeperson for undocumented immigrants.
by Mo Dixley May 04, 2023
'Camnesia' is what occurs after one has done something on webcam one wishes he/she had not- especially beaver shots and self-violation.
Heather was totally claiming camnesia until Justin started posting webcaptures of her with her arm up her snatch. Then Heather just sort of...disappeared.
by Mo Dixley October 07, 2005
The 'cock patch' is a prescription cessation device worn by sluts and self-loathing homos anxious to stop or cut back on their craving for cock. The cock patch is available in five prescription dosages depending on the severity of cock addiction present and/or whether the desire to 'weinie wean' oneself is total or partial.
'Tiffany was sucking so much cock, her family and friends finally staged an Intervention and more or less brainwashed her into going on the cock patch."
by Mo Dixley August 13, 2009