Misty Partly Cloudy's definitions

Polyosis

A condition that your chihuahua named Napoleon (poly for short) gives you cause he so freaking cute.

I got a case of polyosis from my chihuahua cause he's so freaking cute, and I cant stop polyosissing out about him.

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 17, 2020

Missheard

When you straight up lie to the whole world, then gaslight them by telling them they Missheard you.

Everyone : you liar! We all heard what you said to the whole world you can't tell us we didn't hear what you said! Besides it's recorded.

Lying trash : I did not say anything like that! You all must have Missheard me!

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 8, 2022

Chattable

When you're talking to inate objects, or people or animals and they like talking to you and you them.

Me: OK paint, you better just start melding and making me a masterpiece because you have wasted enough time doing nothing but running all over the place. You have made me work on you for literal hours and now you can just work on yourselves!

Husband: are you personifying your paint and talking to it?

Me: Yes, it's very chattable.

Husband: you've lost you're marbles.

Me: I have not, they're right here!

by Misty Partly Cloudy March 17, 2023

Trashhole

Someone, usually male that is a huge asshole and really trashy.

That asshole is such a piece of trash, he's a total trashhole!

by Misty Partly Cloudy April 4, 2023

Dumpster Dink

A guy with absolutey no class and zero morals. He will fuck anything with a hole, any dirty whore, regardless of where shes been or what diseases she has.
The male version of a female being a cum dumpster.

Girl- Gross i heard that guy will dive his dick into any cum dumpster he can fjnd for the night.
Me- He's a dumpster dink, they're meant to be!

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 9, 2022

Alcoholiday

When you need to go on a little vacation with friends and get fall down loser drunk to escape life and reality.

You - ugh, I've had enough of life! I think we need to get fall down drunk and act like we're the baddest bitches around asap.
Me - Alcoholiday... let's giv'r!

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 14, 2022

Outernal

The opposite of internal because external makes no sense. Like who decides this stuff?!

Me- if external and externally mean outside of something then shouldn't it actually be called outernal? You know, internal and outernal?
Him- no.
Me- That makes no sense. You don't say inside/ exside you say inside/outside. People are dumb.
Him- ya.

by Misty Partly Cloudy September 28, 2023