Electronicables

When you're referring to a bunch of working electronics , and usually ones that are corded or have cables.
Me - I swear these cords are out to get me. I mean, where did they all come from? They aren't even mine. They're everywhere and they don't even go with anything I have! These cords are going to be the death of me I swear Its a cord conspiracy. I hate electronicables!
by Misty Partly Cloudy May 31, 2022
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Honorablist

Being more honorable than other honorable people
ME- You save animals lives for a living, that's pretty honorable, maybe even the most honorablist as far as im concerned!

HIM -yeah.
by Misty Partly Cloudy June 10, 2025
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Excusplanation

When you're asking someone for an explanation but all they ever give you is excuses.
Boyfriend : look, can we please just talk about what happened later?

Girlfriend: Yes, and I can't wait to hear your excusplanation about it.

Boyfriend : what's wrong? Why are you mad? What did I do wrong?
Girlfriend : everything! Please explain this <insert whatever made you mad here> to me!
Boyfriend: it wasn't me! I didn't do it! I don't know how it happened! I would never do that! I wouldn't lie! Please believe me even though I can't explain anything ever at anytime nor do I have to because I'm innocent!

Girlfriend: of course, i should have known. More empty excusplanations.
by Misty Partly Cloudy May 12, 2022
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Strikation

When you're forced to put your etsy store in Vacation Mode because Canada post is on Strike and you live in the dreaded "rural" area for shipping companies. It's a "Strikation" but it's neither a strike or a vacation.
Shopper- hey, i see you're on vacation!? I was just about to buy some cool items from you!

Me- Yeah, sorry. I'm not on vacation. Canada Post is on strike, and the other shipping companies hate us rural dwellers. So I'm forced into strikation.
by Misty Partly Cloudy November 16, 2024
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Mistyisms

Useful, intelligent words that are not in english vocabulary but totally should be compiled in a massive filing system and stored in the brain of Misty.
Him- i don't think thats a real word....
Me- yes it is, its in the dictionary of mistyisms. Duh.
by Misty Partly Cloudy December 17, 2020
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Suck my bitch, dick!

It's the women's version of suck my dick, bitch!
You - wow, you look like a hot mess today! Whose bed did you crawl outta?

Me -Suck my bitch, dick!
by Misty Partly Cloudy June 14, 2022
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Missheard Alert

When you're alerted by a false alarm or anything false.
Them : Did someone just mention there's an Amber Alert right now?

Us: No , that was a Missheard Alert.
by Misty Partly Cloudy June 05, 2022
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