Definitions by Misty Partly Cloudy

Outernal 

The opposite of internal because external makes no sense. Like who decides this stuff?!

Me- if external and externally mean outside of something then shouldn't it actually be called outernal? You know, internal and outernal?
Him- no.
Me- That makes no sense. You don't say inside/ exside you say inside/outside. People are dumb.
Him- ya.

Outernal by Misty Partly Cloudy September 28, 2023

Trashhole 

Someone, usually male that is a huge asshole and really trashy.

That asshole is such a piece of trash, he's a total trashhole!

Trashhole by Misty Partly Cloudy April 4, 2023

Relationshit

Being in a shitty relationship.

How's things going in your life?

Shifty

Why?

Cuz I'm in a relationshit.

Relationshit by Misty Partly Cloudy March 17, 2023

Chattable 

When you're talking to inate objects, or people or animals and they like talking to you and you them.

Me: OK paint, you better just start melding and making me a masterpiece because you have wasted enough time doing nothing but running all over the place. You have made me work on you for literal hours and now you can just work on yourselves!

Husband: are you personifying your paint and talking to it?

Me: Yes, it's very chattable.

Husband: you've lost you're marbles.

Me: I have not, they're right here!

Chattable by Misty Partly Cloudy March 17, 2023

Dumpster Dink 

A guy with absolutey no class and zero morals. He will fuck anything with a hole, any dirty whore, regardless of where shes been or what diseases she has.
The male version of a female being a cum dumpster.

Girl- Gross i heard that guy will dive his dick into any cum dumpster he can fjnd for the night.
Me- He's a dumpster dink, they're meant to be!

Dumpster Dink by Misty Partly Cloudy December 9, 2022

Metallchic 

Fashionistas that dress in shiny, sparkly and metallic apparel.

Metallic + Chic = Metallchic

OMG Becky, look at you girl. You are so Metallchic!

Metallchic by Misty Partly Cloudy July 30, 2022

Outdoorable

Any indoor item that can be used outdoors without getting ruined by the elements.

Me- I'm going to go get my favorite chair to sit on outside with you guys.
Them - what? you're favorite indoor chair? Won't it get ruined and dirty?
Me- No! It's OK, it's totally outdoorable.

Outdoorable by Misty Partly Cloudy July 15, 2022