Definitions by Misty Partly Cloudy

Chattable 

When you're talking to inate objects, or people or animals and they like talking to you and you them.

Me: OK paint, you better just start melding and making me a masterpiece because you have wasted enough time doing nothing but running all over the place. You have made me work on you for literal hours and now you can just work on yourselves!

Husband: are you personifying your paint and talking to it?

Me: Yes, it's very chattable.

Husband: you've lost you're marbles.

Me: I have not, they're right here!

Chattable by Misty Partly Cloudy March 17, 2023

Dumpster Dink 

A guy with absolutey no class and zero morals. He will fuck anything with a hole, any dirty whore, regardless of where shes been or what diseases she has.
The male version of a female being a cum dumpster.

Girl- Gross i heard that guy will dive his dick into any cum dumpster he can fjnd for the night.
Me- He's a dumpster dink, they're meant to be!

Dumpster Dink by Misty Partly Cloudy December 9, 2022

Metallchic 

Fashionistas that dress in shiny, sparkly and metallic apparel.

Metallic + Chic = Metallchic

OMG Becky, look at you girl. You are so Metallchic!

Metallchic by Misty Partly Cloudy July 30, 2022

Outdoorable

Any indoor item that can be used outdoors without getting ruined by the elements.

Me- I'm going to go get my favorite chair to sit on outside with you guys.
Them - what? you're favorite indoor chair? Won't it get ruined and dirty?
Me- No! It's OK, it's totally outdoorable.

Outdoorable by Misty Partly Cloudy July 15, 2022

Suck my bitch, dick! 

It's the women's version of suck my dick, bitch!

You - wow, you look like a hot mess today! Whose bed did you crawl outta?

Me -Suck my bitch, dick!

Suck my bitch, dick! by Misty Partly Cloudy June 14, 2022

Alcoholiday 

When you need to go on a little vacation with friends and get fall down loser drunk to escape life and reality.

You - ugh, I've had enough of life! I think we need to get fall down drunk and act like we're the baddest bitches around asap.
Me - Alcoholiday... let's giv'r!

Alcoholiday by Misty Partly Cloudy June 14, 2022

Missheard 

When you straight up lie to the whole world, then gaslight them by telling them they Missheard you.

Everyone : you liar! We all heard what you said to the whole world you can't tell us we didn't hear what you said! Besides it's recorded.

Lying trash : I did not say anything like that! You all must have Missheard me!

Missheard by Misty Partly Cloudy June 8, 2022