Mister Priapus's definitions
by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

US Marine and Navy slang for Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center - Twentynine Palms, California. It's called Twentynine stumps because it's in the middle of the damn desert and there ain't a fucking palm to be found.
"Dude, their sending me to Twentynine stumps right out of Corps School so's I can be a pecker checker to a bunch of jarheads!"
"Drink lots of water, shipmate."
"Drink lots of water, shipmate."
by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

"Were you on the Connie when we went around the 'horn?"
"Naw, I came on board when we were already in San Dog."
"Naw, I came on board when we were already in San Dog."
by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

US Navy and Marine Corps reference to a dude, a man, a male of the human species. Often used plurally.
by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

A US Navy wife who fucks around with other men while her man is out on deployment. Named for the West Pacific, or WestPac cruise, which is a common and lengthy deployment for West Coast sailors.
"Dude, don't fuck with those WestPac widows or you're liable to end up with a shotgun pointed at you."
by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

Navy slang for when three men are having sex with a woman simultaneosly. Euphamism based on US Navy material condition of readiness which determines which fittings (doors, vents, etc.) are to be closed on a naval vessel. Condition Dog Zebra is the most secure condition, where all airtight, watertight, firetight, and fumetight fittings are secured.
So when three male sailors are teamin' a chick (whether a betty out on liberty, a female shipmate, whatever) they will "set condition dog zebra" where one guy fucks her pussy, one guy fucks her ass, and one guy is has his dick in her mouth, thus "all openings secured"
So when three male sailors are teamin' a chick (whether a betty out on liberty, a female shipmate, whatever) they will "set condition dog zebra" where one guy fucks her pussy, one guy fucks her ass, and one guy is has his dick in her mouth, thus "all openings secured"
"We had some liberty in PI with this fine as ho so me and my boys set some dog zebra!"
or...
"How come all these chicks are gettin' pregnant out on WestPac? Too many people settin' dog zebra on a bitch."
or...
"How come all these chicks are gettin' pregnant out on WestPac? Too many people settin' dog zebra on a bitch."
by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005
