Mister Priapus's definitions

lifer

Someone in the military, especially Navy or Marines, who stays in because he's too scared of civilian life. Not all career military are lifers. Someone who is "career" is respected because they stay in because they like it, whereas a lifer hates being in the military but is too scared they will end up sleeping in their car if they get out (which sometimes happens). A lifer is basicly serving a self-imposed life sentence in the military. Lifers will kiss every ass above them in the chain of command and will try to make everyone else around them as miserable as they are.

"Shipmate, are you going to reenlist? We'll make you a yellow shirt."
"No Chief. I ain't a lifer. I'm gettin' a real job."

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

dick the dog

Navy slang for fucking off, dicking around, being a slacker.

"Y'all quit dickin' the dog and get back to work!"

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

dog zebra

Navy slang for when three men are having sex with a woman simultaneosly. Euphamism based on US Navy material condition of readiness which determines which fittings (doors, vents, etc.) are to be closed on a naval vessel. Condition Dog Zebra is the most secure condition, where all airtight, watertight, firetight, and fumetight fittings are secured.

So when three male sailors are teamin' a chick (whether a betty out on liberty, a female shipmate, whatever) they will "set condition dog zebra" where one guy fucks her pussy, one guy fucks her ass, and one guy is has his dick in her mouth, thus "all openings secured"

"We had some liberty in PI with this fine as ho so me and my boys set some dog zebra!"

or...

"How come all these chicks are gettin' pregnant out on WestPac? Too many people settin' dog zebra on a bitch."

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

WestPac widow

A US Navy wife who fucks around with other men while her man is out on deployment. Named for the West Pacific, or WestPac cruise, which is a common and lengthy deployment for West Coast sailors.

"Dude, don't fuck with those WestPac widows or you're liable to end up with a shotgun pointed at you."

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

swingin' dick

US Navy and Marine Corps reference to a dude, a man, a male of the human species. Often used plurally.

"I didn't get no ass on liberty. It was a sausage fest, nothin' but swingin' dicks!"

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

hard leg

US Army slang for a man, in reference to his member. Often used plurally to denote a sausage fest.

"Ain't nothin' but a bunch of hard legs and no ass to be found!"

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

san dog

US Navy slang for San Diego, CA. No real etymology, some sailors just thought it would sound cool.

"Were you on the Connie when we went around the 'horn?"
"Naw, I came on board when we were already in San Dog."

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005