Mister Priapus's definitions

dick the dog

Navy slang for fucking off, dicking around, being a slacker.

"Y'all quit dickin' the dog and get back to work!"

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

Twentynine Stumps

US Marine and Navy slang for Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center - Twentynine Palms, California. It's called Twentynine stumps because it's in the middle of the damn desert and there ain't a fucking palm to be found.

"Dude, their sending me to Twentynine stumps right out of Corps School so's I can be a pecker checker to a bunch of jarheads!"
"Drink lots of water, shipmate."

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

san dog

US Navy slang for San Diego, CA. No real etymology, some sailors just thought it would sound cool.

"Were you on the Connie when we went around the 'horn?"
"Naw, I came on board when we were already in San Dog."

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

hard leg

US Army slang for a man, in reference to his member. Often used plurally to denote a sausage fest.

"Ain't nothin' but a bunch of hard legs and no ass to be found!"

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

swingin' dick

US Navy and Marine Corps reference to a dude, a man, a male of the human species. Often used plurally.

"I didn't get no ass on liberty. It was a sausage fest, nothin' but swingin' dicks!"

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

WestPac widow

A US Navy wife who fucks around with other men while her man is out on deployment. Named for the West Pacific, or WestPac cruise, which is a common and lengthy deployment for West Coast sailors.

"Dude, don't fuck with those WestPac widows or you're liable to end up with a shotgun pointed at you."

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

dog zebra

Navy slang for when three men are having sex with a woman simultaneosly. Euphamism based on US Navy material condition of readiness which determines which fittings (doors, vents, etc.) are to be closed on a naval vessel. Condition Dog Zebra is the most secure condition, where all airtight, watertight, firetight, and fumetight fittings are secured.

So when three male sailors are teamin' a chick (whether a betty out on liberty, a female shipmate, whatever) they will "set condition dog zebra" where one guy fucks her pussy, one guy fucks her ass, and one guy is has his dick in her mouth, thus "all openings secured"

"We had some liberty in PI with this fine as ho so me and my boys set some dog zebra!"

or...

"How come all these chicks are gettin' pregnant out on WestPac? Too many people settin' dog zebra on a bitch."

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005