Definitions by Mister Priapus

Put your nuts back in your sack! 

Basicly a way to tell someone to chill. Used when someone is getting all worked up over something trivial, making a mountain out of a molehill.

"Damn, dude, why you trippin'? Put your nuts back in your sack and quit bein' a drama queen about it."

Put your nuts back in your sack! by Mister Priapus June 24, 2005

dick the dog

Navy slang for fucking off, dicking around, being a slacker.

"Y'all quit dickin' the dog and get back to work!"

dick the dog by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

WestPac widow 

A US Navy wife who fucks around with other men while her man is out on deployment. Named for the West Pacific, or WestPac cruise, which is a common and lengthy deployment for West Coast sailors.

"Dude, don't fuck with those WestPac widows or you're liable to end up with a shotgun pointed at you."

WestPac widow by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

lifer

Someone in the military, especially Navy or Marines, who stays in because he's too scared of civilian life. Not all career military are lifers. Someone who is "career" is respected because they stay in because they like it, whereas a lifer hates being in the military but is too scared they will end up sleeping in their car if they get out (which sometimes happens). A lifer is basicly serving a self-imposed life sentence in the military. Lifers will kiss every ass above them in the chain of command and will try to make everyone else around them as miserable as they are.

"Shipmate, are you going to reenlist? We'll make you a yellow shirt."
"No Chief. I ain't a lifer. I'm gettin' a real job."

lifer by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

swingin' dick

US Navy and Marine Corps reference to a dude, a man, a male of the human species. Often used plurally.

"I didn't get no ass on liberty. It was a sausage fest, nothin' but swingin' dicks!"

swingin' dick by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

hard leg 

US Army slang for a man, in reference to his member. Often used plurally to denote a sausage fest.

"Ain't nothin' but a bunch of hard legs and no ass to be found!"

hard leg by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

san dog

US Navy slang for San Diego, CA. No real etymology, some sailors just thought it would sound cool.

"Were you on the Connie when we went around the 'horn?"
"Naw, I came on board when we were already in San Dog."

san dog by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005